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Old 01-08-2019, 08:56 AM
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drhoward
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0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE LUKE
because he's bi
racial, and Canadian.
then a Caterpillar
then a ls1
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Old 01-08-2019, 10:34 AM
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0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE LUKE
because he's bi
racial, and Canadian.
then a Caterpillar
then a ls1
and then and
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Old 01-08-2019, 10:53 AM
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0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE LUKE
because he's bi
racial, and Canadian.
then a Caterpillar
then a ls1
and then and
mishri touched himself
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Old 01-08-2019, 12:00 PM
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0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE
0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE LUKE
because he's bi
racial, and Canadian.
then a Caterpillar
then a ls1
and then and
mishri touched himself
in the vag

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Old 01-08-2019, 12:11 PM
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0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE
0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE LUKE
because he's bi
racial, and Canadian.
then a Caterpillar
then a ls1
and then and
mishri touched himself
in the vag
with trimdrips ******
drhoward is online now  
Old 01-09-2019, 01:53 PM
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0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE
0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE LUKE
because he's bi
racial, and Canadian.
then a Caterpillar
then a ls1
and then and
mishri touched himself
in the vag
with trimdrips ******
which were radioactive

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Old 01-09-2019, 04:40 PM
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0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE
0ne day Gravydog
got a tattoo
while eating potatos
Trams passed out
Tattoo was orange
Donald Trump face
on her sphincter
and her face
was white as
her scissoring partner,
Brandie. The phone
home ET app
attracts too many
Elvis Presley impersonators
that can't sing
but can gyrate
on your face
while relieving themselves
while watching cannibalism
on the webs
while wearing a
pair of waders
said "build wall"
and "drain swamp"
or Government shutdown!
Then 99 woke
with wet sheets
and made coffee
while building a
LS1 Chevette replica
out of gingerbread
then called Santa
a dirty Republican
skank. Santa replied "
I accidentally the
**** outta your
favorite scissoring partner,
creating Trump face
Meanwhile, in the
papa johns a
talking walnut lectures
about peanut allergies
and crabs, etc.
with clueless gravyderp
still texting superhero
dic pics to
the Smithsonian Institution
for cash, but
couldn't figure out
including a spoon
because robits can't
FUC/< LIKE LUKE
because he's bi
racial, and Canadian.
then a Caterpillar
then a ls1
and then and
mishri touched himself
in the vag
with trimdrips ******
which were radioactive
but orgasmed anyways
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