how do i turn off my daytime running lights???
#41
RE: how do i turn off my daytime running lights???
ORIGINAL: Playboy06
Haha.
Did you hear the joke about the Canadian tank?
It had four gears
Three in reverse and one for forward just incase the enemy gets behind them.
Kidding, but not really. Has Canada ever had a War? Or an Army?
And the 'Mounties' full name is RCMP "Royal Canadian Mounted Police"
Hey how come the U.S doesn't have any food named after them?
Canadian Bacon
Canadian Mayple Syrup
French Toast
French Fries
coincidence?
I THINK NOT.
Haha.
Did you hear the joke about the Canadian tank?
It had four gears
Three in reverse and one for forward just incase the enemy gets behind them.
Kidding, but not really. Has Canada ever had a War? Or an Army?
And the 'Mounties' full name is RCMP "Royal Canadian Mounted Police"
Hey how come the U.S doesn't have any food named after them?
Canadian Bacon
Canadian Mayple Syrup
French Toast
French Fries
coincidence?
I THINK NOT.
http://www.warmuseum.ca/cwm/militaryhistory_e.html
#42
RE: how do i turn off my daytime running lights???
ORIGINAL: Erdrickk
http://www.warmuseum.ca/cwm/militaryhistory_e.html
ORIGINAL: Playboy06
Haha.
Did you hear the joke about the Canadian tank?
It had four gears
Three in reverse and one for forward just incase the enemy gets behind them.
Kidding, but not really. Has Canada ever had a War? Or an Army?
And the 'Mounties' full name is RCMP "Royal Canadian Mounted Police"
Hey how come the U.S doesn't have any food named after them?
Canadian Bacon
Canadian Mayple Syrup
French Toast
French Fries
coincidence?
I THINK NOT.
Haha.
Did you hear the joke about the Canadian tank?
It had four gears
Three in reverse and one for forward just incase the enemy gets behind them.
Kidding, but not really. Has Canada ever had a War? Or an Army?
And the 'Mounties' full name is RCMP "Royal Canadian Mounted Police"
Hey how come the U.S doesn't have any food named after them?
Canadian Bacon
Canadian Mayple Syrup
French Toast
French Fries
coincidence?
I THINK NOT.
http://www.warmuseum.ca/cwm/militaryhistory_e.html
#43
RE: how do i turn off my daytime running lights???
ORIGINAL: pat6674u
There are more men fit for military service in SoCal. Christ, I think the Salvation Army could kick Canada's A**. But seriously, they got real tired of fighting after WWII. Everyone did but us in fact.
ORIGINAL: jericho73
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_military
Mighty impressive
ORIGINAL: Playboy06
Kidding, but not really. Has Canada ever had a War? Or an Army?
Kidding, but not really. Has Canada ever had a War? Or an Army?
Mighty impressive
#44
RE: how do i turn off my daytime running lights???
ORIGINAL: Erdrickk
We also have Canadian Girls, Think of them as compared to when shopping for fruit. Our Girls are the new fresh firm fruit they put out that day...yours are the day or two old, some what used and handled, less firm type...
We also have Canadian Girls, Think of them as compared to when shopping for fruit. Our Girls are the new fresh firm fruit they put out that day...yours are the day or two old, some what used and handled, less firm type...
#45
RE: how do i turn off my daytime running lights???
YAHOO...all together now!!!!
BLAME CANADA!!! BLAME CANADA!!!
(Thanks Jericho)
BLAME CANADA!!! BLAME CANADA!!!
(Thanks Jericho)
ORIGINAL: jericho73
Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's all Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The **** we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's all Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The **** we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
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