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Old 05-21-2009, 01:45 PM
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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1179574573.html

I'm sorry but some people either need to learn to spell or get someone else to write their ads for them. I think my 8 year olds could write a more sensible ad.

"AJUST THE VALVULAS " I am not certain my car has any "valvulas"....LOL!
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Old 05-21-2009, 07:32 PM
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He sounds SUPER italian, based on his name.

I think my wife have a Vulva. I'm not sure. You'd think I'd know, I got an A in sex education.
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Old 05-21-2009, 08:53 PM
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Probably mexican by the email he left on it and its texas.Anyone got 10 bucks http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/1182505945.html

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Old 05-23-2009, 01:57 AM
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This made me laugh hard http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/1183908518.html if they didn't ghetto it out it would sell for much since its a convertible.More pictures of it http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/1183733587.html and those apartments are the projects here no joke.
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:08 PM
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Here's a "Gotta Have" for a mere $20K - NOT!
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/1190614001.html

I had my 99 Expedition for sale about a year ago...dude rolls up and says "I'd buys dat if yo had sum rimz on it"...my response was "you fu$%ing idiot, it does have rims on it, see the tires - RIGHT THERE, no rims means no tires douche bag" he crawled back into his 89 Geo Metro Convertible and I never saw him again. Unreal...I must just be too old for that kind of ****!
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Old 05-27-2009, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by gwb16
Here's a "Gotta Have" for a mere $20K - NOT!
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/1190614001.html

I had my 99 Expedition for sale about a year ago...dude rolls up and says "I'd buys dat if yo had sum rimz on it"...my response was "you fu$%ing idiot, it does have rims on it, see the tires - RIGHT THERE, no rims means no tires douche bag" he crawled back into his 89 Geo Metro Convertible and I never saw him again. Unreal...I must just be too old for that kind of ****!
I almost just pissed myself laughing
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Old 05-27-2009, 10:57 PM
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OK...it's not a car, but this is a reminder there are lots of really desperate people out there. I took the liberty of blanking out the poor guy's location and email. I wonder if his "need" was immediate.



Wanted: Toilet


Reply to:****************@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-25, 8:11AM CDT



Anyone have a toilet that they are wanting to get rid of? I need one badly.

•Location: ***********
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:43 PM
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That cutlass is worth 12k tops it would sell faster if they took those god ugly rims off it.Rims is what most black people call huge chrome rims 20 inch or bigger its kinda retard if you ask me.
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:54 PM
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Why? Just why?

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/cto/1187166157.html
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:24 AM
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That is a pretty cool 72 Cutlass if it didn't have those stupid *** wheels on it. I always like those cars.

Those Skylarks are sweet too. I have no idea why the hell these morons put "donks" on their classics. I think it should be called "dorks"!
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