Ok, we have seen people here tint/paint them black (with great sucess...LOOKS GREAT GUYS), but here's my question...how do I get them painted CORRECTLY vapor? Obviously I don't care about functionability ( do they even serve a purpose?)

 

It's aginst the law not to have them. If you don't know how to get two small parts of your car painted body color then I don't think you're in a position to be commiting that sort of ticketable offense.