So I am sitting in my car last night in a parking lot talking on the phone to this girl i know, and it just happened to be in front of a mcdonalds, well low and behold a younger cop comes out and as he is walking by, says, "like your ride, nice car". I thought it was funny, i said thanks.

 

I had a cop tell me i had some bad *** exhaust.

 

I was parked at a corner in a no standing zone but with my flashers on running across the street to mail a letter. Cop pulls up on a four wheeler and pulls out his book to ticket me, I run across the street and yell i'm leaving! He looks at me, smiles and says lucky cuz i'm a camaro man but nice car, puts his book away and pulls off!

 

I had a cop pull me over for an alleged speeding violation at 3:30 in the morning. He asked me where I was going in such a hurry and I asked him if his mommy new he was out this late. Actually I just told him I was on my way to work and no way was my speedo calibrated to his speedo so he let me go with a warning.

 

Remember, cops are people too. Some of them are interested in cars and some not, just like folks of all other occupations.

 

Few years back i had a cop pull me over to ask me what kind of car i was driving since it was all fixed up.

 

I had a cop compliment my car once. And by "car" I mean face. And by "compliment" I mean "beat with a nightstick." And by "cop" I mean my parents. Wait......actually this has nothing to do with what you said.

 

I just hate when cops are behind you on the street for more then 2 blocks.

 

Next time try to shake them!

 

I had my parents beat with a nightstick my face....

lol this was great....nicely done...