This is pretty good
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From: New Jersey
RE: This is pretty good
ORIGINAL: Shaguarama
Not really into poems but this made me laugh.
Not really into poems but this made me laugh.
You might enjoy this one too- I wrote it and posted it here on the MF back in November about a week or so after I bought my "baby":
I just recently joined the "Mustang Forum"
cause like all of you folks, I adore 'em.
Whether modded or stock,
these ponies sure rock-
and in 40 years we can restore them!
"Cold air intakes" and specialty "tunes"
louder mufflers that really go V R O O M.
At least with THIS Ford
we'll never grow bored,
and the 302 "Boss" arrives soon!
Our rivals- like Chevy and Dodge
are Losers without all their mods.
But even THEY'RE nicer
than sad, "pimped-out" Ricers
that wanna be seen as "Hot-Rods"!
So you Stangers out there (and there's LOTS)
driving ponies way cool and so hot-
whether fastback or vert
our rivals eat dirt,
and our only big fear is the COPS!
Gotta have all those cool mods galore
to go with my "5 on the floor".
Want some upgraded lights,
long-tube headers and pipes
to make that exhaust really R O A R.
But I'm hopelessly hooked on these mods
and on getting thumbs-ups and those nods.
"That's ENOUGH!", my wife tells me,
"just order a Shelby-
and stay out of our f*ck*ng garage!"
So I ordered a Shelby in white
with that hood scoop and bitchin' blue stripes.
It's been bettered by Carroll-
no more Holley four-barrel,
when I mash it- she nearly takes flight!
Now my wife drives our standard GT
when she asked me I gave her the keys.
But now SHE orders mods-
she went CRAZY, my God-
wants a "catback" a "tune" and Saleen!
So we argued, and now she's my "ex"
Do I miss her? Not much, I confess.
This S-197
they designed her in HEAVEN,
and to drive her is BETTER than sex...!
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