I am gonna buy a Mini Cooper and drive around with my cell phone hanging out of my ***...

And then I am gonna try to race 500BHP Vettes... (with my Mini Cooper)

And I will laugh at all the Mustangs on the road... (while driving my Mini Cooper)

I will peel out at every red light and leave 100' burn marks everywhere I go... (in my Mini Cooper)

"The Itilian Job" is WAY better than "The Fast & The Furious" and "Gone In Sixty Seconds" and "Bullit" ALL COMBINED!

 

[sm=funnypostabove.gif][sm=lol.gif] Now that was good [sm=smiley32.gif][sm=wootwoot.gif]

 

TY

I wonder if anyone will actually get it or if they will post more dribble about insurance and gas?

 

to be honest... I dont get it

 

there is bond to be someone that is going to start the fight just a matter of time. . . NO sense of humor

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or the clueless [sm=dontgetit.gif]

 

HAHAHA... Good one Whitey.

Now... why not take a Cooper and put a 69 Cobra CJ 429 with Direct Injection Supercharger and NOS in it?

Of course.. you would also have to put wings on it to keep in the general viciinity of the planet.

LOL.. thinking about that made me remember those stupid cartoons of cars with engines twice the size of the body and some hidious looking creature driving it and a stick shift handle sticking way out in the air.

I wonder how much horsepower a teener can get out of a Kia!

 

Are you kidding... My Mini Cooper is gonna have a 1400HP General Electric Turbine Engine!

BTW Spinal Tap was a REAL band....

 

Dont forget the 12 inch FART pipe out the back




BTW. . . Minni-Vanilli can sing

now that a bit dated.. [sm=bounceybounce.gif]

 

How is he going to answer the cell phone?????[:@]

 

Cordless Earpiece... Bluetooth baby! (but yeah that was the point)