HEY - Booze gave me permission to give away some mustangforums.com licence plate frames and window decals.

The first contest will start now and it will be for a.......ummm......*flips coin* WINDOW DECAL! w00t!

The person who posts the best picture in the OFFTOPIC SECTION "OFFIAL THONG AND CLEAVAGE SHOWDOWN" https://mustangforums.com/m_597577/tm.htm will win the fantabulous, genuine official, "non-official mustangforums" window decal.

You all can be the judges of what is the "best" picture......We will take votes on the pics which are submitted within the next thirty minutes or half an hour (whichever comes first).

I will then make a poll which will run for....say, another 15 minutes or so. Whatever I decide is adequate - BWAHAHAHAHAH mod powerz rule!

Nah, we'll just stop it when everyone is done voting LOL.

Sound cool? OK, go into "my pictures" and pull out your best candidates.

DANGER!!!!!! Remember, all ye brave and worthy competitors; remember the words of the wise and all seeing *bows to south east and raises arms* AMANDA *brief thunder clap* For she governs all and is the ruler and protector of this fine land. Amanda *more thunder* has clearly and succinctly stated the rules governing the dark area known as "the great thong and cleavage showdown". I beseech thee, my dear friends, follow an old mods advice and heed this warning. FOLLOW THOSE RULES or you'll get me in **** with ya.

Here they be, as written in stone by Amanda herself .......

RULES

#1. No NIPPLES, VAGINAS or BUTTHOLES. (Yes, I did write that.) Any violation of this rule will result in your post being erased and further action may be taken, including but not limited to: warning, suspension, banishment, humilation, medieval torture techiniques, branding, whipping, and foreclosure of your home and reposession of your car.

#2. Let's not get off topic... this will not turn into a sex thread. It's not necessary to give sexual thoughts... it's REALLY not. Everyone's always wanted this and since it's been tested on two other forums and they can follow the rules, we will try it here. If this get out of hand, I will remove this thread and it will be back to no goodies for any of you.

#3. Please let's keep this all to ONE THREAD... let's not break off and make more threads.

#4. If you have a nude pics, EDIT OUT THE ILLEGAL STUFF (Refer To Rule #1).

#5. If this offends you, don't read the thread, don't post about how awful this is and degrating towards women and yadda yadda.

If you all can follow these rules, this should work out just fine. If you can't, you'll be dealt with, if no one can follow the rules, then this thread will disappear in a hurry.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.