"In 1999, a Tennessee man tried to marry his car. His application listed the Mustang's birthplace as Detroit, father as Henry Ford, and blood type as 10W-40. When officials refused him a marriage license, he vowed to keep trying."

That was on Modern Marvals '60s Tech and on a website.
http://homepages.mtn.org/iasa/manna0209.html
Down near the bottom of the page.Just thought I should share this cause the guy would tried it is prolly a member on here.

 

I feel bad for that car's exhaust tips.

 

Hahaha this girl actually said something to me about that before. She was like if you love your car so much then have sex with it. Then I made the mistake in saying the exhaust tips are nice and warm.

 

lol wow.

 

Ya more like smelly.... Hey they are pretty close to the real thing

 

I should want to marry my car, I spend all my money on it.

 

+1 on all the money spending. I'm only 20 so I don't have to worry much bout getting married any time soon so I can spend all I want on my car and not have to worry.

On the exhaust being close to the real thing... idk any vaginas smelling like a cat-less exhaust system, if I do I am gonna stay away from it lol.

 

Twas a joke .. Im sure there is one out there!

 

Haha yeah I know. I'm kinda wondering if that guy is actually on this forum so I can ask him why he would do that?

 

I heard a bit on Bob and Tom a while back about some people who actually DO have sexual relationships with their cars.

They gave a story of one guy in particular who found that his car gave him orgasms when he was in his teens. He became a mechanic, and is/was in a monotonous "Relationship" with his current car, who he named and has sex with. They said this was a true story, and there is a small web community with others like him.

But I aint googling it. My girl would find it and get jealous [&:]