Hes amooseshandkerchief.....

 

Now we get to guess what he uses that handkerchief for...

 

I didn't get married to use any damn "handkercheifs"... That's not how I roll

 

Handkerchiefs don't get pregnant.

 

And for my 4,000th post... You're too late for that one... Baby is already on the way.

 

These are reliable engines. They pretty much last forever, if you take care of em. With 03-04's, there are really no known issues, as they were the last years of the 2v GT. Pretty solid, worked all the kinks out. Decent platform for starting on. You can pick up a GT with 40-60K miles for about 7K average. Good luck.

 

Marriage is overrated.

 

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

 

Here's my idea: To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother, I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.

 

This makes me feel like telling sexist jokes.