If it is true, that is funny.

 

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Hey, I am not a cop and have done the same thing WITH my Mom in the car sitting right next to me. Last year my son and I were coming home from seeing Steve Vai and I got pulled over for making a right on red. Well before the concert I went to home depot and got about 50 bags of morter because we were going to finish my dog kennels the next day. So, This little ***** of a cop that stood about 5'1 comes walking up to my door handle and and asks me for the usual drivers license and registration. I ask him why he pulled me over and he said I made a right on a red from the Mcdonalds we just came out of I was like bull**** theres no sign then he shows me the sign and it was like 25 feet behind the white line in the road and Im like how do you expect me to see it? My kid does not like when I start getting pissed off because he knows I am going to flip my lid. So the troll goes to his car and makes me sit there for about 15 minutes and comes back with this ticket and askes my to sign it and I am like you wrote me and he goes yea, you made a right on red like I did some major thing.The I went off on him I said you are a total ****ing *** hole and he goes yea and I said you are the stupidest officer I have ever met in my life and that is why you are on 12-9 because you are a ***** and can only write tickets.

Then he says where did you get that morter from? I said home depot and he says let me see the receipt for it, so I told him I am not showing you anything and we went round and round so I said you want it and he goes yea and I said here you go and I rolled it up and threw it on the ground ( so I did not hit him with it)and said theres you ****ing receipt and hauled ***.

 

i have heard a lot of stories like that and i know a lot of people really do stuff like that so i can def beleive these stories and yes even a cop can act liek a kid if my 50 year old uncle can act younger than me (18) im sure he can too

 

Well the story is true and yes i have spelling issues at times. Its not a spoof story cause I have better things to do than make stories up.
the reason for the license is I didnt have my wallet with me cause i was driving no further than a couple of blocks away from the house and he wrote me for unable to produce a valid license. You can drive without it being on your person but will get in trouble for not producing it.

 

thats nothing i used to drive this car around lol just to tick off the historic district people in my neighborhood cause i parkewd it in front of my house(my family has been here before it was ever historic) we used to drive it around with no doors in the rear and its not in this pic but we added a rollbar with kc lights during the g8 summit we were stopped about three times once by federal officers for a traffic violation which was bs (the city police let us go cause they knew we drove that car around) which they wernt supposed to do they pulled assult pepper guns on my cousin and I. the funny thing was it was completely legal with seat belts wiper etc even the ac worked and power steering lol

 

Yea...Steve Vai is the man [sm=hail.gif]

 

Yea he is, We were second row he was awesome. I just went and saw Satch and I was in the same exact row, Satch is me favorite, the greatest guitar player to ever exist in my opinion.

 

If i wasnt busy spending ever cent of my money on my damn car i might be able to actually go to a concert once in awhile.

Angus Young just played at a little club in town and i would have loved to gone and seen him, he's a shreader, but the damn tickets sold out in about 4minutes. [>:]

 

I saw Steve Vai a couple years ago in Philly--at the Trocadero, I think. Eric Sardinas opened for him. They were both awesome. So who is this Satch person? Is he new?