O/T - just felt like sharing!
Thread Starter
5th Gear Member
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,266
From: Australia
O/T - just felt like sharing!
I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and
standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I’d lost 45lbs before I woke up in intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting
in the street licking my ***** and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.
Stupid bitch... why else would I buy dog food?? [/align]
standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I’d lost 45lbs before I woke up in intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting
in the street licking my ***** and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.
Stupid bitch... why else would I buy dog food?? [/align]
6th Gear Member
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 6,054
From: Laredo, TEXAS
RE: O/T - just felt like sharing!
ORIGINAL: Aussie66Fastback
I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and
standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I’d lost 45lbs before I woke up in intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting
in the street licking my ***** and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.
Stupid bitch... why else would I buy dog food?? [/align]
I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and
standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I’d lost 45lbs before I woke up in intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting
in the street licking my ***** and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.
Stupid bitch... why else would I buy dog food?? [/align]
