For sale:CRAIGSLIST

CLASSIC HIGH PERFORMANCE AM RADIO (FM not included see store for details)

Comes with 1 HIGH PERFORMANCE 5x4? inch SUB-WOOFER/MID-BASS DRIVER (lack of tweeter)

This thing POUNDS the very ground we walk on (if dropped)

Covered completely in some ORIGINAL DUST (historical value)

SUB-WOOFER/MID-BASS has exclusively designed rips, tears and cracks (original concept!)

May need some wiring adaptations for your vehicle (wires are cut)

Can be seen by appointment only (no lookey lou's or tire kickers)

Your friends will envy you, Chicks will want you (probably to shoot you)

$1,000 CASH ONLY, no checks,money orders or credit cards (no low ballers!)

Will be sold here first! if no intelligent offers made, Then it's going to CRAIGSLIST

Contact SWEETBRITCHES at 555-5555 after 12AM (hoes gotta eat you know)[sm=pimp.gif]

If no answer call 1-800-ura-dumy

You too can own a piece of american history.
Peace out.



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