Yeah, once you get them once, they have a hard time taking you seriously for a while.

 

Sneak into their house when they are asleep and then take a bat and nail their *****. They wont f*ck with you again.

 

If they have a top post battery, pull the positive cable, carefully wrap the post with a few layers of scotch tape. Put the cable back on, its now insulated from the post and they will have no juice and a hard time figuring it out.

 

Several days straight lower the preasure in one tire...thinking they have a slow leak or bad valve

 

I would ask them all over to help with the car, make sure you somehow get their carkeys, lock them all in a room in your house. Then just have fun with their cars.

 

If they have a house (that doesn't belong to someone else) get some winter rye grass seed and spell something funny out on the lawn. This winter when the regular grass goes dormant the rye grass will be green and spell our whatever you want it to say in the yard.

I saw this at a local college a few years back. During the halftime show between two rival teams one of the bands had seed in each of the band member pockets. When they spelled out their signature symbol on the field the band member each dropped some seed on the ground. As the season went on the regualar grass died and the rye grass was still green.

 

ball bearings in the hubcap/wheel covers make a racket going down the road at low speeds...

or if you can get inside disconect the antenna from back of radio so radio reception is nill, or replace a fuse with a blown fuse for car accessories. we did this to a bud who kept replacing fuses and he hunted down his accessory electrical system frequently trying to figure it out...

or take an old file and drill a hole in it and suspend it from underside of body by a piece of 550 cord just enough for it to drag ground at night so it will spark going down road...

or if its a married guys car take a pair of larger sized boxers (larger than victims) and leave them in floorboard rear seat area with a condom wrapper...

 

Ah SMU...I sure miss Dallas sometimes. Not the traffic but I do miss living there.

 

it could have been worse.

 

What the hell man? Your car is actually painted so that's just messed up.

I have a fake parking ticket for one of them. The other is getting his car jacked up. It's an Alero. I don't know how I can prevent it from being noticeable though. Just do the front wheels and use jack stands next to the wheels? Do all four corners?