Well I figured there were enough of you younguns out there that would appreciate this so I posted it. I enjoyed it too. BTW you moderators. I will not make a habit of posting jokes. Just the one for the college age kids this time and a few **** for us adults later. LOL

 

Wow, imagine how hard he was laughing after writing that. Great and mindblowing religious aspect of a chemistry question. A+ reminds me of a paper I wrote in english about Grass and got an A on, my opening line was " The single blade of grass in the sea of millions, so perfect, so green, is my haven"

 

the last time i tried to be a smart *** got me me like an F on what eventually turned into a 100 point thing and affected a future essay. I think my teacher turned that 20 point thing into that bigger thing just because she hated what i said, even though I meant nothing by it.

she never did like me from the get-go.

 

My English Teacher read mine to the class to show what perfect paper looks like

 

I have also called my Chemistry Teacher whipped, and gotten away with it, then did the whip sound and he agreed.

 

Ha Ha that is epic

 

He was talkinga bout how when he came back he would have a mustache, and we were just like "Why?" and he said "well you know, its what the wife wants and you gotta do what she saiys" I was just like "Mr Buttner are you whipped?" He said "well you know, better to be that then..." and he turned away and I just did the "airwhip" and made the sound

 

Well celtic, as a veteran of divorce your teacher is correct. I am not whipped per se but if my wife tells me to jump I bitch while I ash how high. It much better that then paying for another divorce. The last time I lost my corvette, my harley and all of my guns along with more then half of my retirement and savings. I would much rather kiss her **** and make her like it then go thru that again. Had I known what I was going to lose I think it would have been much cheaper to run her **** over and say it was an accident.

 

Wow, he definitely deserved an A+ for that the last paragraph was by far the greatest, I couldn't stop laughing.