Original Message:

Dear Santa Fe Ford, I am contacting you to set up A TRADE. A win win trade, specifically I would like your dealer's product. I'm willing to pay top dollar in the end in regard to this as your dealership can make my kids and pets VERY happy with all that you sell. I'm willing to pick everything up at your location..

So. Let me know what you guys think is a good final price for the Heroin you have been shooting to mark up that a gt five hundred convertible twenty grand. I know I will have to pay a lot for your drugs because it looks like you are making a ton of money off of your current practices, and my offer to put a stop to your jobs will have to be very attractive.


Reply:

Dear Chris:

Thank you for considering our ad on Autorader.com.

I will be contacting you shortly to confirm all specifications, such as exact options, packages and colors, to ensure that you receive the best for your money. I would like to take this opportunity to provide you with important information about our dealership:

1.The entire process can be conducted and finalized over the telephone from the comfort of your home or office.
2. We will review the vehicle and confirm the options you have requested.
3. We offer you the best price up-front with no hassle or haggle.
4. We will research the value of your trade and guarantee top trade-in value.

I look forward to speaking with you soon. We have a large selection of in stock vehicles including 3 2007 GT500's, and we have over a dozen hard to find 2008 F-350 and F-250 trucks to sell, so we are sure that we'll have the selection that you want. I sincerely hope you find our buying experience to be the simplest way to purchase your vehicle.

I look forward to assisting you soon, and again thank you.

Sincerely,

Glen Masters
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Those 2007 GT500's are hard to come by.So are those fuel efficient F250 and F350 series trucks.Looks like you had better stay in touch with these folks as they carry some VERY VALUABLE ****!

 

They are too busy shooting up their drugs to actually reply back.

Dumb automated responses.

 

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I hope you experience the same thing the next time you try to sell someting for "Market price"!

 

yeah the sad part to this is they ultimately wont give a rats ****....they will keep thir cars marked up 20k and sell them for less to make it look like they are giving someone a bargain. I wrote a similar letter to a dealer through EbAY because they were selling an 08 gt 500 with a 5 speed manual...so I wrote them to ask about it and the 5 speed tranny,,,,they never responded; I just simply pointed out to them that they should mark their gt500 up as it is the ONLY 2008 Shelby gt500 with a 5 speed manual trans and that has to make it even more of a collector. LOL
but these dealers will keep the markups as long as people are willing to pay them....tell you what...look at ebay now...allot of 0 bids on those cars marked up now....so dealers may want to recognize before its too late....