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Old May 24, 2006 | 10:19 PM
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Yep, shrank a BMW drivers ***** with his girlfriend in the car. She was cute too. Anyway, I am turning onto highway 35 about to cross over the Red Bank Bridge when a BMW 325I gases it and gives me the "look". He punches it soon after this and I lay into in 2nd. I run right by him and pull till 70 when I let off. He then pulls the flyby and gives me the "look" again and his g/f gives me a flirty little smile. He takes off through traffic and I don't bother to give chase. The End
Old May 24, 2006 | 11:09 PM
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haha. nice win. stock though, u shouldve been able to beat him with no problems....and you have "buncha stuff".....heheh
Old May 25, 2006 | 12:10 AM
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Too bad he had the girl...
Old May 25, 2006 | 12:12 AM
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they're dogs. those are always fun to take down to wipe the cocky smirks off 3 series' drivers face.
Old May 25, 2006 | 12:13 AM
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you shoulda rubbed one out on his g/f and added insult to injury.
Old May 25, 2006 | 12:18 AM
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Yep, shrank a BMW drivers ***** with his girlfriend in the car. She was cute too. Anyway, I am turning onto highway 35 about to cross over the Red Bank Bridge when a BMW 325I gases it and gives me the "look". He punches it soon after this and I lay into in 2nd. I run right by him and pull till 70 when I let off. He then pulls the flyby and gives me the "look" again and his g/f gives me a flirty little smile. He takes off through traffic and I don't bother to give chase. The End

May I ask how you shrank the guy's *****?
Old May 25, 2006 | 12:19 AM
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Yep, shrank a BMW drivers ***** with his girlfriend in the car. She was cute too. Anyway, I am turning onto highway 35 about to cross over the Red Bank Bridge when a BMW 325I gases it and gives me the "look". He punches it soon after this and I lay into in 2nd. I run right by him and pull till 70 when I let off. He then pulls the flyby and gives me the "look" again and his g/f gives me a flirty little smile. He takes off through traffic and I don't bother to give chase. The End

May I ask how you shrank the guy's *****?
ever see beatlejuice?
Old May 25, 2006 | 12:36 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Old May 25, 2006 | 01:02 AM
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Too bad he had the girl...
Soon after, I was getting my prize. My girlfriend loves to be around when I am racing and win or lose, I am still getting something.
Old May 25, 2006 | 01:10 AM
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What I wanna know is how did he see the shrinking of the *****. Was he looking specifically for it or did he happen to just glance over? Hmmm perplexing.....

Nice kill and i love the beer bottle gif



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