:singing: "Real Meeeennnn of Geeeeniusssss" :/singing:

Today bud light salute you, mr random fake street racing story guy (:mister random street racing stoooory guuuyy. People say, "street racing is for losers, real cars take it to the track"...well not fake cars! you taunt them with "oh noes! does that mean ur too chicken to race?" as you fly past them in reverse in your head while drooling on your TPS report. it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning...even if it never happened! (h wont you bowwwww to his e-peeeeenis. So crack open a luke warm bud light that you smuggled into the cubical in your briefcase, oh sergeant of the street race! between you and janine, there's no car you can't beat. Make a toast to your ten million dollar car that grew wings and flew away. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul. (:busweiser beer, st. louis missouri. please drink responsibly...cuz we would be sad if you suicided yourself and never came back

 

i really hope everyone got all the references that i worked into that one....
...back to studying for my MECP Basic Installer test that goes down in 5hrs...

 

I thought that was almost as funny as the original post. WAY too much time on your hands. What the heck is MECP? I have my MCSE, is that similar?

 

it only took 5min to write up, don fret.
mecp=mobile electronics certified professional, and is the standard professional licensing/certification program recognized by CEA (consumer electronics association...puts on CES in vegas, standardizes mobile products, etc). ill be workin at best buy for 11/hr, but its mostly about the resume at this point

 

fu(k it, im bored and will break down the references:
bud light commercial
f@ggot moderators at other sites that look down on street racing
offtopic lingo
the original post
office space
fast and the furious
bench racing
janine
super troupers
billy madison
something awful lingo