Fried Rice Anyone?
Last night as some of you might know the new Fast and Furious movie came out so...my town was fart can central. At around 6:00p.m. a hatchback honda with a fart can on it pulls up next to me and revs it up and blows black smoke everywhere then smiles like he's bad. So i pull over behind him and follow him for a little bit and he pulls over to the other lane and i let him even out with me and we stop at the next light and he asks me if my car is a GT and i tell him its just a v6 then he smiles and looks over at his friend and says something. So he continues to make his little fart can scream and when the light changes we take off...by the time im shifting into 3rd gear i have like 4 car lengths on him and it constantly grew from then on. A little later i had my first encounter with a firebird. He evened out with me at about 35 and looked over and yelled something at me. As we drove down the road he tried to race me about 3 times and everytime i kicked his ***. After that he turned at the next light and flips me off. Ha...gotta love it. Had a few other encounters too but just big jacked up trucks full of hicks...so...thats no story..
Yeah I love when I beat someone and they flip me off. As if they don't understand what just took place and can't acknowledge that I totally owned their sorry *** and they are now legally my bitch.
ORIGINAL: 04SilverPony
Last night as some of you might know the new Fast and Furious movie came out so...my town was fart can central.
Last night as some of you might know the new Fast and Furious movie came out so...my town was fart can central.
Reminds me of when the first F&F movie came out. After the show everyone that had rice in the parking lot started cheering when one
guy cranked up his hampster to full throtle. My brother and I just opened up the ponys and drowned him out, to the boos of those lessor mortals of course.
Jay
Its always smaller cities/towns that get stupid when movies like that come out. Happend in colorado springs when 2fast 2furious came out. Im so glad I don't live there anymore. The local cars sucked and so did the inbreed, redneck, chicken f*ckers.


