Stupid C5
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Stupid C5
I had to take two new sales reps to lunch today. One rode with me, and I never met the girl before except on the phone. So we're driving to lunch, and this C5 starts messing with me, tailgating, running up on me, etc. She didn't seem to notice, which is good I guess. Finally the road broke into 2 lanes and the C5 jumps off into the other lane. Only problem is that we had a railroad crossing about 30 yards after the lane expansion, so Mr C5 nearly bottoms his car out on the tracks. I was LOL. After he recovered from slamming on the brakes over the tracks, he cuts me off and continues to try to goad me, but no way am I gonna *** off with a new employee that I just met riding in the car with me.
BTW, the other new sales rep chick met us at the restaraunt and both of them were creaming their panties over my '06. They both separately asked me if I was married ( I am
) within 1 minute of meeting me. Final score: Ego +10, ***** -10.
BTW, the other new sales rep chick met us at the restaraunt and both of them were creaming their panties over my '06. They both separately asked me if I was married ( I am
) within 1 minute of meeting me. Final score: Ego +10, ***** -10.
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I was actually talking about MY ego and *****...
But it was funny watching C5 hit those tracks hard....
Yet another practical example of why you need to know the road well before you start something.
But it was funny watching C5 hit those tracks hard....
Yet another practical example of why you need to know the road well before you start something.
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Final score: Ego +10, ***** -10.
Final score: Ego +10, ***** -10.
That's like watching a speeding car go by you knowing there's a state man up ahead. Then it's like watching a snake eat a rat....you can't help but look and laugh.
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That's like watching a speeding car go by you knowing there's a state man up ahead. Then it's like watching a snake eat a rat....you can't help but look and laugh.
That's like watching a speeding car go by you knowing there's a state man up ahead. Then it's like watching a snake eat a rat....you can't help but look and laugh.
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I had to take two new sales reps to lunch today. One rode with me, and I never met the girl before except on the phone. So we're driving to lunch, and this C5 starts messing with me, tailgating, running up on me, etc. She didn't seem to notice, which is good I guess. Finally the road broke into 2 lanes and the C5 jumps off into the other lane. Only problem is that we had a railroad crossing about 30 yards after the lane expansion, so Mr C5 nearly bottoms his car out on the tracks. I was LOL. After he recovered from slamming on the brakes over the tracks, he cuts me off and continues to try to goad me, but no way am I gonna *** off with a new employee that I just met riding in the car with me.
BTW, the other new sales rep chick met us at the restaraunt and both of them were creaming their panties over my '06. They both separately asked me if I was married ( I am ) within 1 minute of meeting me. Final score: Ego +10, ***** -10.
I had to take two new sales reps to lunch today. One rode with me, and I never met the girl before except on the phone. So we're driving to lunch, and this C5 starts messing with me, tailgating, running up on me, etc. She didn't seem to notice, which is good I guess. Finally the road broke into 2 lanes and the C5 jumps off into the other lane. Only problem is that we had a railroad crossing about 30 yards after the lane expansion, so Mr C5 nearly bottoms his car out on the tracks. I was LOL. After he recovered from slamming on the brakes over the tracks, he cuts me off and continues to try to goad me, but no way am I gonna *** off with a new employee that I just met riding in the car with me.
BTW, the other new sales rep chick met us at the restaraunt and both of them were creaming their panties over my '06. They both separately asked me if I was married ( I am
) within 1 minute of meeting me. Final score: Ego +10, ***** -10.
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I don't have a command chain with these two chicks, they work out of corporate, I'm in manufactoring, but I don't think I need the edge. Even after I told them I was married, the one chick kept winking at me and putting her hands on me, even while I was giving her a tour of our facility. I was worried that my coworkers and my boss would see us flirting, we weren't that far from a hotel room in my estimation. Pretty sure we will hook up if I can get my wife's permission.
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That was a jest, middiepride.
Although my wife jokes that she doesn't care if I have girlfriends as long as I don't spend $ on them, and I joke that she can have boyfriends because it's one less thing I have to worry about doing around the house, I'm pretty sure that when divorce attorneys get involved, those jokes are meaningless. But it would be great if we both meant it. Maybe we can, I doubt we are there yet though.
Although my wife jokes that she doesn't care if I have girlfriends as long as I don't spend $ on them, and I joke that she can have boyfriends because it's one less thing I have to worry about doing around the house, I'm pretty sure that when divorce attorneys get involved, those jokes are meaningless. But it would be great if we both meant it. Maybe we can, I doubt we are there yet though.
