i was sitting at a light on my way to work and this dude blasting reggae music in his TA pulls up. he wanted to race and i was like yeah right. well, anyway he guns it and it was deafening. he pulls way out ahead of me and i see two gigantic fart cans on the back and a tri-plane wing. i was laughing so hard i almost wrecked.

 

I think I'd had to pull over and throw up.....after showing him what a fast car is.

 

Thats too bad, there is a dick head around here with a red SS and a double decker wing on it. He always waves at me and gives me a thumbs up when he sees my SS, I don't know him but I want to ask him why he defiled an SS like that.

 

Oh no, not the spoiler-on-top-of-a-spoiler! I saw one on a Camaro the other day, it made me very sad.

 

this was a spoiler on top of a spoiler on top of a wing. it was as nasty as a new york crackwhore

 

There is a TA here, V6 with a giant fart pipe, 2 huge exhaust tips from Advance Auto, the stock spoiler is cracked so he bolted on one of those stupid terminator wings. He's got those dumbass valve stem lights and his number from the track, FROM LAST YEAR "001" STILL on his windshield. No joke.... 100% honest. He lives a couple houses down from my girlfriend. I'll stop someday and snap a picture of it with my camera phone so I don't get punched in the face.

 

do you keep a picture of one in your wallet?

 

There is a "99 cobra" Has cobra badges all over even took off the ford emblem and put svt there. So he has 2 svt emblems on the back.riding around here lately that i haven't seen before. red witht he wing off the cobra r. yellow conv top. (nasty a**) intake that sticks out his new steeda cobra r hood. Yes i say it again intake. dual fart cans in the back an of course the ugly clear tail lights. (altezza) I saw him pulled over the other day so i stopped by. I ask to check out his car. Car turns out to be a v6 duh!! whick i knew but i wanted to see how excalty he got the intake out of the hood. He ran the a 90 degree pipe stright out the throttle body. And big k &n air filter right on top of the hood. NOW no one can beat that. I asked what happens in the rain he looked at me and said i just don't drive it. NOw i am sorry but that is a sad mustang.

99 cobra

 

LOL Dan is the guy that mean? Just go ring his door bell and say Y0 !! I want a pic of ur cool car. Ask him if you can buy it or drive it. Hell become your best friend. hehehhe

 

i hate the import ricer look on any car but on stangs and f-bodies it is just a crime. they should be shot and pissed on.