Trailblazer SS kill
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Trailblazer SS kill
lol I know people are gonna call BS on this but I might as well post what happened last night to get it out there
I was on my way home from work in the lincoln and a 5.7L jeep came flying by at about 20 over... I step in up to 10 over to see what his hurry was, all of the sudden this white trailblazer SS bumping music turns onto the road and blazes after him... so we all catch a light together and the kids in the TB are all laughing at the kid in the jeep... light turns green and I launch my car hard and both of us make quick work of the jeep (which lets off very soon)but suprisingly enough down low I make distance onthe TBup to 70MPH(his front bumper on my rear)and then through 3rd he makes a half a car,we stay deadlocked all the way up to 110MPH after that(his front bumper on my driver doorand then I brake).... so at the next light he makes a swerve and does the most obscene ricer flyby I have ever seen, I try to shut it down but no dice, he got 3 cars ahead before his pull stopped and thenhe flashes his hazards at me and lets offand as I catch him at the next light I roll down my window "how does it feel to pull a ricer flyby on a lincoln?" the driver (w!gger incarnet) exclaimes "bitch I have 4 n!ggers in this whip and I still smoked you!" (and he was white... go figure), to which I just shook my head at his stupidity and thought he either diddn't know what a car braking looked like, or he claimes that flyby as a win... either way after I laughed at him he diddn't say anything else and turned around in a chilies parking lot, to which I had to follow, because I just went about 3 miles past my turn [8D]
4 people and wind resistance up topwould be his handicap in this race, because even bone stock that LS2 sounded like it was gonna eat babies, drowned out my car the whole race
on the way home I was feeling pretty proud of myself beating an LS2, untill I hit a racoon at 55MPH and cracked my front bumper [:@]
I was on my way home from work in the lincoln and a 5.7L jeep came flying by at about 20 over... I step in up to 10 over to see what his hurry was, all of the sudden this white trailblazer SS bumping music turns onto the road and blazes after him... so we all catch a light together and the kids in the TB are all laughing at the kid in the jeep... light turns green and I launch my car hard and both of us make quick work of the jeep (which lets off very soon)but suprisingly enough down low I make distance onthe TBup to 70MPH(his front bumper on my rear)and then through 3rd he makes a half a car,we stay deadlocked all the way up to 110MPH after that(his front bumper on my driver doorand then I brake).... so at the next light he makes a swerve and does the most obscene ricer flyby I have ever seen, I try to shut it down but no dice, he got 3 cars ahead before his pull stopped and thenhe flashes his hazards at me and lets offand as I catch him at the next light I roll down my window "how does it feel to pull a ricer flyby on a lincoln?" the driver (w!gger incarnet) exclaimes "bitch I have 4 n!ggers in this whip and I still smoked you!" (and he was white... go figure), to which I just shook my head at his stupidity and thought he either diddn't know what a car braking looked like, or he claimes that flyby as a win... either way after I laughed at him he diddn't say anything else and turned around in a chilies parking lot, to which I had to follow, because I just went about 3 miles past my turn [8D]
4 people and wind resistance up topwould be his handicap in this race, because even bone stock that LS2 sounded like it was gonna eat babies, drowned out my car the whole race
on the way home I was feeling pretty proud of myself beating an LS2, untill I hit a racoon at 55MPH and cracked my front bumper [:@]
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RE: Trailblazer SS kill
you didn't kill sh*t nyukka you even said y'all homos stayed even once y'all let off, then he smoked the sh*t outta you when he did the flyby, bitch
lol how does a TB SS lose to a lincoln?
lol how does a TB SS lose to a lincoln?
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RE: Trailblazer SS kill
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
you didn't kill sh*t nyukka you even said y'all homos stayed even once y'all let off, then he smoked the sh*t outta you when he did the flyby, bitch
lol how does a TB SS lose to a lincoln?
you didn't kill sh*t nyukka you even said y'all homos stayed even once y'all let off, then he smoked the sh*t outta you when he did the flyby, bitch
lol how does a TB SS lose to a lincoln?
his 400 at the crank say AROUND200-250lbs each person... so he already weighs 4,600lbs, he def had a sound system... but I don't know how much those weigh.. let's just call it even and say he weighed AROUND 5K with everyone in there... I weighed around 4K with me and nothing else... so right there his 400BHP gets cut to 300BHP compared to my cardue to weight... the ONLY thing I can think of is aero and an inferior automatic transmission to mine... but no doubt after seeing the idiots I'm kinda glad I beat them
oh yeah 99..the race happened at 16 and van dyke, if you cruise down 16 mile around groesbeck and gratiot I think you could see my racoon [8D]
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RE: Trailblazer SS kill
ORIGINAL: craezjo
um the trailblazer ss has a curb weight of 6,400 lbs extremely heavy for what looks like a small to mid size suv. my fathers suburban weighs less than it
um the trailblazer ss has a curb weight of 6,400 lbs extremely heavy for what looks like a small to mid size suv. my fathers suburban weighs less than it
Curb weight
4645lb
Curb weight
4550 lb (mfr est, RWD)
AOL auto's says
Curb weight: 4552 lb
GM media online says
2WD: 4496 / 2039
4WD: 4662 / 2115
butchevy is saying 6K
2WD (SS)
6,001
AWD (SS)
6,001
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From: Michigan
RE: Trailblazer SS kill
ORIGINAL: Morbid Intentions
I have no idea, I was figuring some math to try and figure it outand I think it just came down to wind resistance in the end....
his 400 at the crank say AROUND200-250lbs each person... so he already weighs 4,600lbs, he def had a sound system... but I don't know how much those weigh.. let's just call it even and say he weighed AROUND 5K with everyone in there... I weighed around 4K with me and nothing else... so right there his 400BHP gets cut to 300BHP compared to my cardue to weight... the ONLY thing I can think of is aero and an inferior automatic transmission to mine... but no doubt after seeing the idiots I'm kinda glad I beat them
oh yeah 99..the race happened at 16 and van dyke, if you cruise down 16 mile around groesbeck and gratiot I think you could see my racoon [8D]
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
you didn't kill sh*t nyukka you even said y'all homos stayed even once y'all let off, then he smoked the sh*t outta you when he did the flyby, bitch
lol how does a TB SS lose to a lincoln?
you didn't kill sh*t nyukka you even said y'all homos stayed even once y'all let off, then he smoked the sh*t outta you when he did the flyby, bitch
lol how does a TB SS lose to a lincoln?
his 400 at the crank say AROUND200-250lbs each person... so he already weighs 4,600lbs, he def had a sound system... but I don't know how much those weigh.. let's just call it even and say he weighed AROUND 5K with everyone in there... I weighed around 4K with me and nothing else... so right there his 400BHP gets cut to 300BHP compared to my cardue to weight... the ONLY thing I can think of is aero and an inferior automatic transmission to mine... but no doubt after seeing the idiots I'm kinda glad I beat them
oh yeah 99..the race happened at 16 and van dyke, if you cruise down 16 mile around groesbeck and gratiot I think you could see my racoon [8D]
I race from utica and 16 mile roadto garfield and 16 mile. I can honestly say that is the best placeI have ever seen to race. 3 lanes each way with an open median1.5 mile straightaway 100ft tall trees run along side the road so cops cant hide. It doesn't get any better
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RE: Trailblazer SS kill
yeah, seems they were all packed around fuddruckers getting people as the Eway turned into an actual road... and seeing idiots... instinct took over [&:]
lotsa charger cops over there
lotsa charger cops over there