another one from SRT forums
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Mustangs are all bark and no bite
. For having a basically stock Mustang I have taken out stock SRTs and Stage 1 SRT with other mods. I beat them in my auto '04 too. Ricers are awesome. I hope someday I can be like them.
. For having a basically stock Mustang I have taken out stock SRTs and Stage 1 SRT with other mods. I beat them in my auto '04 too. Ricers are awesome. I hope someday I can be like them.
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RE: another one from SRT forums
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I swear, Neon owners have got to be the most uneducated bunch as a whole. Not all are totaly stupid, but some are rediculously ignorant. Case in point down here, kid on base thinks his car is AWESOME and its not even near the 13's yet. Talks big **** untill he finds out just how slow he is, figures all F bodys are the same. Found out a stock LS1 will run .5 seconds faster than his pos neon.
Where will this end? Are all the Fast and fictitious honda morons going out and buying Neons and since the ol civic couldnt beat a Neon nuthing else can?
Maybe I need to make a trip up to Detroit, its not terrible far. But for what? Anyone wanna put some money on the neon vs a 2.73 geared LS1? Its teh special Ed edition LS1...
I swear, Neon owners have got to be the most uneducated bunch as a whole. Not all are totaly stupid, but some are rediculously ignorant. Case in point down here, kid on base thinks his car is AWESOME and its not even near the 13's yet. Talks big **** untill he finds out just how slow he is, figures all F bodys are the same. Found out a stock LS1 will run .5 seconds faster than his pos neon.
Where will this end? Are all the Fast and fictitious honda morons going out and buying Neons and since the ol civic couldnt beat a Neon nuthing else can?
Maybe I need to make a trip up to Detroit, its not terrible far. But for what? Anyone wanna put some money on the neon vs a 2.73 geared LS1? Its teh special Ed edition LS1...
what base are you on?
ORIGINAL: nanaki
i'm on page 11. this is great. at least the members there KNOW no SRT is touching a KB cobra.
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Did you read the story that they linked to in there? About the '03 Kenne Bell Terminator? BAAAHAHAHAHA!! Even the Neon guys were tearing him a new one!
Did you read the story that they linked to in there? About the '03 Kenne Bell Terminator? BAAAHAHAHAHA!! Even the Neon guys were tearing him a new one!
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RE: another one from SRT forums
These morons are a friggin joke. I don't know what al these stage thingys are but at our track, 1/8th, a guy has a srt-4 with all kinda junk on it with a shot of juice, slicks, etc, he runs a mere 7.7. I run 7.3's n/a and if you you saw my "twin Cobra" post, these guys wee runnin 7.0's...SPINNING through half the track. Some Ppl are so STUUUUUPID
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RE: another one from SRT forums
i read the whole thread. i have never seen such stupidity.
But just because of that TOOL, everyone here is saying srt-4 owners are all dip shizzles?
No No....
read other member responses....
haha the BEST one was this :
But just because of that TOOL, everyone here is saying srt-4 owners are all dip shizzles?
No No....
read other member responses....
haha the BEST one was this :
Ahh, where to start with this one....
I wasnt going to respond at all , but I couldnt resist due to the Bull**** Story trifecta that you have skillfully achieved here. Allow me to explain.
I noticed you could hear the 'wine' of his car..Im wondering if it was red wine or white wine the driver was drinking if he let you beat him.
I digress; first of all you stated he 'honked three times' which seems to be the universal rice-boy-lets-race-salute. Unfortunately, it is also a cardinal rule to be included in all Bull**** stories. Thank you for having one in this story.
Next, you had him 'by 3 or 4 car lengths'. Another rule of ALL Bull**** stories is that the win must be extremely over exagerrated. (I know this violates the F&F by an inch or by a mile rule, but my rules are the supreme laws of the land)
Finally, was the 'flicked me off' statement which by itself is not a qualifier of a Bull**** story; however, combined with the other critical BS rule elements and the third grade reference of 'flicking' the bird (we grown-ups know it as 'flipping' the bird) is the proverbial nail in the coffin of a bonified Bull**** story.
So being hereby convicted of telling not only a Bull**** story, but a Bull**** FILLED story, your are sentenced to no sex with your mom or any other female family relatives for one month. Sex with your male relatives is still at your discretion since procreation is highly improbable and you wont be furthering your idiot species.
This war stories court is hereby adjourned.
Dusty
I wasnt going to respond at all , but I couldnt resist due to the Bull**** Story trifecta that you have skillfully achieved here. Allow me to explain.
I noticed you could hear the 'wine' of his car..Im wondering if it was red wine or white wine the driver was drinking if he let you beat him.
I digress; first of all you stated he 'honked three times' which seems to be the universal rice-boy-lets-race-salute. Unfortunately, it is also a cardinal rule to be included in all Bull**** stories. Thank you for having one in this story.
Next, you had him 'by 3 or 4 car lengths'. Another rule of ALL Bull**** stories is that the win must be extremely over exagerrated. (I know this violates the F&F by an inch or by a mile rule, but my rules are the supreme laws of the land)
Finally, was the 'flicked me off' statement which by itself is not a qualifier of a Bull**** story; however, combined with the other critical BS rule elements and the third grade reference of 'flicking' the bird (we grown-ups know it as 'flipping' the bird) is the proverbial nail in the coffin of a bonified Bull**** story.
So being hereby convicted of telling not only a Bull**** story, but a Bull**** FILLED story, your are sentenced to no sex with your mom or any other female family relatives for one month. Sex with your male relatives is still at your discretion since procreation is highly improbable and you wont be furthering your idiot species.
This war stories court is hereby adjourned.
Dusty