I got raped by a GTI
or at least thats what he thought!!
I was on my way home from work minding my own bussiness listening to nirvana and all of the suddeni hear a honk, and im like who the *** is honking at me? i did not pay much attention and kept on driving when i hear the honk again but this time i heard it twice and all of the sudden this very clean GTI flew by me like a bat out of hell and he slows down cuz we cought a light. i pull next to him and guess what he said. " First of all he was laughing his *** off and then he said "i raped your ***".
Me: I guess so !!! im just thinking [sm=WTFsgign.gif]
Him: it is okay man, you can not win them all.
Me: [sm=WTFsgign.gif]This due is actually being serious [sm=wtf.gif]
Me: thinking ( Thismofo is crazy), yeah man u got me
Him: you shouldnt have bought that piece of **** anyways.
Me:Alright this **** is just a dumb *** i grabbed my pepsi and threw it at hiswindow and i could see it spilled all over his car. He should have not mess with me [sm=icon_rofl.gif]. Man there are really crazy **** out there watch out guys.
I was on my way home from work minding my own bussiness listening to nirvana and all of the suddeni hear a honk, and im like who the *** is honking at me? i did not pay much attention and kept on driving when i hear the honk again but this time i heard it twice and all of the sudden this very clean GTI flew by me like a bat out of hell and he slows down cuz we cought a light. i pull next to him and guess what he said. " First of all he was laughing his *** off and then he said "i raped your ***".
Me: I guess so !!! im just thinking [sm=WTFsgign.gif]
Him: it is okay man, you can not win them all.
Me: [sm=WTFsgign.gif]This due is actually being serious [sm=wtf.gif]
Me: thinking ( Thismofo is crazy), yeah man u got me
Him: you shouldnt have bought that piece of **** anyways.
Me:Alright this **** is just a dumb *** i grabbed my pepsi and threw it at hiswindow and i could see it spilled all over his car. He should have not mess with me [sm=icon_rofl.gif]. Man there are really crazy **** out there watch out guys.
What a dumbass for real, but what BB said is true, you're lucky.
Not to get OT, but sorta the same thing happened to me about 3-4 years ago when I had my Alero. Me and my Wife, who was just my g/f at the time was cruising to her parents house for lunch one day and were at this light and this dude in a primered CRX starts honking saying he just smoked my ***. Then I was like, "when did he race", and then he said he passed me about 2 miles back honking as he passed and we were racing. So I was like, yeah whatever dude I'm just on break from work and aint worried about racing. So he took off spinning his tires and I took off like normal and after about 1/2 mile up the road I start catching him, so we get stopped again and he was like, man my car isnt that fast, but your car must be slow, and then he started laughing so I told him to stop driving like a jackass and that everyone dont race on the streets all the time. I guess that pissed him off because he threw some sorta soda can filled with soda at my car and took off. I was pretty pissed but didnt think anything of it because he took off. So we were just talking about it the rest of the way to her parents house when I see him pulled into this bank at the ATM, so I pull over to the bank, start getting out of the car and walking towards him and he ditches the ATM and gets back in his car to take off, I run back to my car, take this glass cup filled with either soda or tea and throw it as hard as I could at his car from like 5 feet, and all he did was call me a mother f*cker and took off. Some people are just dumb.
Not to get OT, but sorta the same thing happened to me about 3-4 years ago when I had my Alero. Me and my Wife, who was just my g/f at the time was cruising to her parents house for lunch one day and were at this light and this dude in a primered CRX starts honking saying he just smoked my ***. Then I was like, "when did he race", and then he said he passed me about 2 miles back honking as he passed and we were racing. So I was like, yeah whatever dude I'm just on break from work and aint worried about racing. So he took off spinning his tires and I took off like normal and after about 1/2 mile up the road I start catching him, so we get stopped again and he was like, man my car isnt that fast, but your car must be slow, and then he started laughing so I told him to stop driving like a jackass and that everyone dont race on the streets all the time. I guess that pissed him off because he threw some sorta soda can filled with soda at my car and took off. I was pretty pissed but didnt think anything of it because he took off. So we were just talking about it the rest of the way to her parents house when I see him pulled into this bank at the ATM, so I pull over to the bank, start getting out of the car and walking towards him and he ditches the ATM and gets back in his car to take off, I run back to my car, take this glass cup filled with either soda or tea and throw it as hard as I could at his car from like 5 feet, and all he did was call me a mother f*cker and took off. Some people are just dumb.



