Got spanked by a Matrix!!!
Well, according to him.
This happens to me every time, everytime I race someone from a light and let them decide if we're gonna go, I hold first gear until I hear them accellerate and I persue after them.
Well, I'm not going to do that anymore.
About a week ago I ran into a Toyota Matrix with a fart can, wheels and a ton of stickers on the front fender. Anyways, I pulled up besides him at a light, looked over at my passenger and said "Wonder if he wants to go?" Light turned green, we both accellerated normally and he finally floored it in 1st, I reacted quickly and proceeded to put bus lengths and bus lengths on this modified family wagon. We rolled up to another set of lights, I rolled down my window and said to the passenger of the Matrix "This is fun eh?". I looked over at my passenger and said "This time, I'll let them wind out first gear before I floor it and pass them". Light turns green and the Matrix takes right off, I gave a half a second or so (he had about half a car on me) before I took off, by the time I was redlining 2nd gear I had already reached his front bumper, got into 3rd and just continued to blow right by. Then I looked over at my passenger and said "Watch, in 2 weeks I'll hear about how I got absolutely spanked by a Matrix, twice!!" and that was the end of the conversation...
Anyways, I got my 4.30's installed this last Friday and took one of my friends for a ride Saturday afternoon. While showing him how nasty 4.30's are, he brings up hearing about this Matrix that stayed at my door when we raced? I said, "Oh ya? That's funny, I told someone that is exactly what I'd hear a week later..." LOL
It reminds me of the time I was behind someone on a one lane road, some kids were in a Jeep infront of me, slowing down and accellerating over and over again. I just sat back and watched and wondered WTF was going on. Anyways, about a week later, some ***** in a Cobra (I had my 88 Iroc-z at the time, got no luff from the Mustang guys, still don't, but whatever) asks me how I managed to get the doors blown off me by a Jeep??
Next time I'm sitting at a set of lights and someone wants to go, I won't be giving them the luxery of starting the race so I can't wonder if they were really trying because I violated them so bad.
/End story
This happens to me every time, everytime I race someone from a light and let them decide if we're gonna go, I hold first gear until I hear them accellerate and I persue after them.
Well, I'm not going to do that anymore.
About a week ago I ran into a Toyota Matrix with a fart can, wheels and a ton of stickers on the front fender. Anyways, I pulled up besides him at a light, looked over at my passenger and said "Wonder if he wants to go?" Light turned green, we both accellerated normally and he finally floored it in 1st, I reacted quickly and proceeded to put bus lengths and bus lengths on this modified family wagon. We rolled up to another set of lights, I rolled down my window and said to the passenger of the Matrix "This is fun eh?". I looked over at my passenger and said "This time, I'll let them wind out first gear before I floor it and pass them". Light turns green and the Matrix takes right off, I gave a half a second or so (he had about half a car on me) before I took off, by the time I was redlining 2nd gear I had already reached his front bumper, got into 3rd and just continued to blow right by. Then I looked over at my passenger and said "Watch, in 2 weeks I'll hear about how I got absolutely spanked by a Matrix, twice!!" and that was the end of the conversation...
Anyways, I got my 4.30's installed this last Friday and took one of my friends for a ride Saturday afternoon. While showing him how nasty 4.30's are, he brings up hearing about this Matrix that stayed at my door when we raced? I said, "Oh ya? That's funny, I told someone that is exactly what I'd hear a week later..." LOL
It reminds me of the time I was behind someone on a one lane road, some kids were in a Jeep infront of me, slowing down and accellerating over and over again. I just sat back and watched and wondered WTF was going on. Anyways, about a week later, some ***** in a Cobra (I had my 88 Iroc-z at the time, got no luff from the Mustang guys, still don't, but whatever) asks me how I managed to get the doors blown off me by a Jeep??
Next time I'm sitting at a set of lights and someone wants to go, I won't be giving them the luxery of starting the race so I can't wonder if they were really trying because I violated them so bad.
/End story
It's the same way here man. Everyone knows what you do. Hell, the one guy I was trying to keep from knowing I had nitrous called me and asked me when I put nitrous on my car....it's like a giant soap opera. Only with fast cars and less hair.
Hahahahah, it's hilarious.
The kid with the Matrix must have a major problem with depth perception. I looked in my side mirror which DOES say "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. But he was so far back I had to look in my rear view mirror...
And yeah, 98LS1, I know how it is. I don't really live in the smallest town. 40,000 people, but word still gets around fast here.
The kid with the Matrix must have a major problem with depth perception. I looked in my side mirror which DOES say "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. But he was so far back I had to look in my rear view mirror...
And yeah, 98LS1, I know how it is. I don't really live in the smallest town. 40,000 people, but word still gets around fast here.
lol. thats great..... I dont tell anyone where i live what i have in my car. Its all a secret. I also dont take chances like you do. If i see someone next to me i think wants to roll... i just launch off the line and if they are still sitting there i stuff it in 3rd and creep. Except the one time i raced the LT1 T/A i didnt think he would race, until he chirped the tires off the line, then i was cursing myself out the whole time "If i dont win im gonna look like a jackass" cause i kept revving to him. lol. But i did win, so HAHA GM!


