I slayed a Black German Beast!
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From: Fort Lauderdale
I slayed a Black German Beast!
So it was thursday afternoon and my boss let me out a little early to go bail my brother out for some dumbass **** he did last night. I paid the toll, hopped on the Florida Turnpike, and headed down to Miami-Dade County Jail. I got off on Red Road while trying to read this half crumbled paper of ****ty mapquest directions. Whatever, I figured where I had to go and just coasted for a while. I pulled up to the next red light by myself in the middle lane
Next thing I know a Jackie Chan look-alike pulls up next to me just blasting his music in a an 08 Black 550 BMW. Usually when I see someone in an expensive luxury car though they just do their own thing and pretend that nobody is next to them, but not this dude! This guy starts giving me the "F-U" stare and starts revving his engine lol. At the same time no joke, a deep deep red Fox body pulls up in the right lane, with the "dadung dadung dadung" melody under his big *** cowl hood. To be honest I was a little skeptical at first about them, but figured F**K IT if they don't go who cares.
The light turned green and I got on the gas like flies on ****! The beamer man, was right there with me through 1st gear, I pulled on him in 2nd, and by 3rd buddy was about 2 car lengths back. The fox body was about 4 lengths back. Talk about an ADRENALINE RUSH! I gave Jackie Chan the "Aww what happened? Did you? did you ju? did you just lose?" and this guy just started beating the **** out of his car at every chance he got. Thought he was gonna wreck on a right turn stunt he pulled. lol Was real exciting!
"VIVA FORDO MUSTANGO!!!"
Next thing I know a Jackie Chan look-alike pulls up next to me just blasting his music in a an 08 Black 550 BMW. Usually when I see someone in an expensive luxury car though they just do their own thing and pretend that nobody is next to them, but not this dude! This guy starts giving me the "F-U" stare and starts revving his engine lol. At the same time no joke, a deep deep red Fox body pulls up in the right lane, with the "dadung dadung dadung" melody under his big *** cowl hood. To be honest I was a little skeptical at first about them, but figured F**K IT if they don't go who cares.
The light turned green and I got on the gas like flies on ****! The beamer man, was right there with me through 1st gear, I pulled on him in 2nd, and by 3rd buddy was about 2 car lengths back. The fox body was about 4 lengths back. Talk about an ADRENALINE RUSH! I gave Jackie Chan the "Aww what happened? Did you? did you ju? did you just lose?" and this guy just started beating the **** out of his car at every chance he got. Thought he was gonna wreck on a right turn stunt he pulled. lol Was real exciting!
"VIVA FORDO MUSTANGO!!!"
Last edited by Cuzzo; Sep 11, 2008 at 05:58 PM.
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Joined: Mar 2007
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From: delray beach, florida
So it was thursday afternoon and my boss let me out a little early to go bail my brother out for some dumbass **** he did last night. I paid the toll, hopped on the Florida Turnpike, and headed down to Miami-Dade County Jail. I got off on Red Road while trying to read this half crumbled paper of ****ty mapquest directions. Whatever, I figured where I had to go and just coasted for a while. I pulled up to the next red light by myself in the middle lane
Next thing I know a Jackie Chan look-alike pulls up next to me just blasting his music in a an 08 Black 550 BMW. Usually when I see someone in an expensive luxury car though they just do their own thing and pretend that nobody is next to them, but not this dude! This guy starts giving me the "F-U" stare and starts revving his engine lol. At the same time no joke, a deep deep red Fox body pulls up in the right lane, with the "dadung dadung dadung" melody under his big *** cowl hood. To be honest I was a little skeptical at first about them, but figured F**K IT if they don't go who cares.
The light turned green and I got on the gas like flies on ****! The beamer man, was right there with me through 1st gear, I pulled on him in 2nd, and by 3rd buddy was about 2 car lengths back. The fox body was about 4 lengths back. Talk about an ADRENALINE RUSH! I gave Jackie Chan the "Aww what happened? Did you? did you ju? did you just lose?" and this guy just started beating the **** out of his car at every chance he got. Thought he was gonna wreck on a right turn stunt he pulled. lol Was real exciting! "VIVA FORDO MUSTANGO!!!"
Next thing I know a Jackie Chan look-alike pulls up next to me just blasting his music in a an 08 Black 550 BMW. Usually when I see someone in an expensive luxury car though they just do their own thing and pretend that nobody is next to them, but not this dude! This guy starts giving me the "F-U" stare and starts revving his engine lol. At the same time no joke, a deep deep red Fox body pulls up in the right lane, with the "dadung dadung dadung" melody under his big *** cowl hood. To be honest I was a little skeptical at first about them, but figured F**K IT if they don't go who cares.
The light turned green and I got on the gas like flies on ****! The beamer man, was right there with me through 1st gear, I pulled on him in 2nd, and by 3rd buddy was about 2 car lengths back. The fox body was about 4 lengths back. Talk about an ADRENALINE RUSH! I gave Jackie Chan the "Aww what happened? Did you? did you ju? did you just lose?" and this guy just started beating the **** out of his car at every chance he got. Thought he was gonna wreck on a right turn stunt he pulled. lol Was real exciting!
"VIVA FORDO MUSTANGO!!!"German Beast hahahahaha, cmon dude
, good KILL
Last edited by cacimar; Sep 11, 2008 at 09:21 PM.
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Yeah I mean I know it's no M series, but when i got home at looked at the performance claims on the new 5 series bmw and rates that the v8 550 pulls 0-100km in 5.2 seconds. Thought it was pretty evened up and i don't really have snot for mods anyways> Hell of a fun time 
