B4 we get started, my mods r as follows... JLT Short RAI, 4:30'd auto, Full PI Swap, BBK O/R X, SLP LM1 Turned down, NX Plate System (100 shot) untuned, and UPR Upper & lower Control Arms.................... Me and some buddies of mine toss the football around in a abondoned parkin lot on our lunch breaks sometimes... The lot is next to some fast food spots. So we kept hearin what sounded like a loud *** LS1 reving the hell out of the car as sped up the street. Sure nuff its a WHITE SS with, get this, Blue Neon on the undercarraige. So we all shook our heads and kept playin football. So the SS zoomz thru the taco bell drive thru and then thru the mcdonalds just so everyone could hear his exhaust. Then he burns out up the boulevard. I say to my friends "Im gonna catch him 1 day". A few days later, im on lunchbreak sitting in my car n the parkin lot tryin 2 relax. Burning out into the parkin lot comes the white SS. He's driving up every lane of the lot. Im thinking in my head, I got something 4 his azz if he comes by here with that reving BS. So he spots my car from the front so he comes up behind me and revs the hell out of his car!!! So i casually lean forward in my seat turn the ignition so the power is on and I give the gas a BIG PURGE!!! Its shootin 6 ft. in the air!!! And I lay back down in my seat. So he pulls up beside me with his buddy in the pass.seat. Both of them bein every bit of 18. He says whats up, i say the same... i ask him what he had in it, he said Heads, Cam, and Exhaust. I asked him what kind of cam he said a Comp 270AH. i said so u got a mustang Cam in your camaro? His buddy starts crackin up! I asked so what did u do with the other cam cuz you dont have a OHC engine. So he says I cant remember which one it is... i asked him how much he put down on the dyno he said about 560!!!! I started laughing so hard while his buddy was laughing with me. then he blurts out how SHIDDY of a dyno it was. I told him i see him all the time speedin up and down the booulevard... So he says "Why dont u come race me instead of watchin me" And i answered "I haven't been in my car the times Iv'e seen u, and tonight its wet outside. But well meet soon. Then the young Idiot has the nerve to say "Your gonna need every bit of that Nitrous to" I just answer "Well see". About a month later i stopped seein the SS. But 1 night I decided to take the Stang out lookin 4 a good time on Cooper st. with the bottle freshly filled lookin 4 a kill. I drove around probably bout an hour & a half without any action. I was just about to call it a night. So Im sittin at a left turn light about to make a U turn 2 head home. I notice a white car right behind me But I couldnt tell what it was. As im waitin on the light Out of the Valero in front of me comes a LOUD WHITE CAMARO!!! So I floor it and switch lanes to go thru to give chase. The car behind me floors it too. As im goin to get the Camaro the white car gets Beside me. It turns out to be a SN95 GT White/ Blk rims. He does his 3 honks I floor it hit the spray and put Bus lengths on him. By this time Im right next to the CAmaro at a red light. I look in the car and sure nuff it's THE rich boy! He didnt have his neon on this time. But now his car is Idleing like it does have a cam and there was a number on his window from his recent track visit. i say whats up man? He says whats up? He says u wanna go when it turns green? I said H E L L Y E S! The light turns green and we launch hard as hell! He automatically pulls on me about 3 inches. So we get to the next red light... And he goes did u spray it i say yeah but it only sprayed 4 about 2 seconds. Plus we were on blacktop. So we decide to go on the highway from a roll 30-120. So im behind the Camaro in the fast lane waiting on a car to pass by thats behind us. The car behind us happens to be the White SN95 i beat a few mins b4. So i get in the slow lane next 2 the SS. The mustang is about 20 ft. in front of me in my lane. So the SS ask me "Do you still wanna go with that Mustang in front of u? I say "Yeah, I got it" So we take off!!! Were side by side til we hit 40MPH AND THEN COMES THE SPRAY !!!!!!!!!!! I put 3 LENGTHS on the SS. And Im about to hit the SN95's azz. So I say im not slowin down And Beat both of them on the shoulder!!! All my life by the Foo Fighters was playin while this was goin on.2nd BEST RACE OF MY LIFE!!!!! The best night was when i beat the C5 and then the other C5... More steroids please

 

Jesus christ.

 

Ever hear writing structure? Dayum... my eyes hurt.

 

Sorry its so long but its worth reading. And no I haven't heard of writing structure. I work at wal mart. I wouldv'e used pictures and pop ups if i could.

 

I'll get to reading that eventually, but with writing structure, it's just basically using paragraphs instead of one large chunk of text. No need for pictures, just kit the enter key twice after a few sentences (for starters).


Good runs.

 

Thanks man. teach me how to kit the enter key and were in business

 

Good Kill man, but stay off the fukn shoulder! It isn't worth it. You got a strong car man.

 

But 1 night I decided to take the Stang out lookin 4 a good time on Cooper st. with the bottle freshly filled lookin 4 a kill. I drove around probably bout an hour & a half without any action.

You drove around for an hour and a half just to race some random person? Dude it's called the track. You probably spent more money on gas then you would have for admission at the track. Racing at the track...legal. Using the shoulder and nitrous on the local freeway...not so much
Just my (I love these new smiles)

 

This is why you should never shoot your mouth off about how fast your car is. There is always somebody faster and then you look like a total idiot.

 

bwhahaha...I am crying over here!!! You said exactly what popped into my head 2 sentences (I think) into the story!!!