I embarassed this guy !!!!!
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Joined: Apr 2005
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From: hagerstown, maryland
RE: I embarassed this guy !!!!!
wtf r u speakin?!
ORIGINAL: Toffee
so who said audi's were sports car? They are nice little luxurious cars, with more power than they deserve to have, plus awd so that corners are taken at a gallop, rather than with your eyes closed, praying for the patron saint of grippy stuff to help you out. But your supposed sportscars are in fact big lumps of family car in drag. Yup... Mutton dressed as lamb.
Mustang..Pah...
ORIGINAL: 91lxstang
ok..... an audi is a family car with kinda big wheels that drives good in the snow how do you see that as a sports car more than a mustang?
ok..... an audi is a family car with kinda big wheels that drives good in the snow how do you see that as a sports car more than a mustang?
Mustang..Pah...
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RE: I embarassed this guy !!!!!
OK All.... I have to post here.
This is by far the funniest thread I have read in a long time. It is rare when I laugh out loud when reading by myself... Thank you all!!!
As for the Audi. I had an A4 1.8T Quattro and yes they are cruiser, they handle like slot cars and I cruised mine at 130 (governor limited) and it felt like I was doing 55. Some jerk eventually rearended me and the car is gone.
As for the comparison.... not suited for this forum. FACT: For the amount of money of the car and mods if equal is spent the Stang will kill the Audi in the 1/4 mile. FACT: Same dollars spent the Mustang will never hang with the Audi in the twisties.
FACT: WHO THE H3LL CARES!! They are meant for different things.
jdcrowe, your just asking for trouble you smart a$$. You knew the stang folks would get all pissed.
Its cool if you join the forum..... But "BE COOL"
You obviously like the stang or else you wouldn't be here. If you don't like the stang than just leave.
This message is brought to you by the emrgency broadcast station in your area.. blah, blah, blah.
PEACE OUT
This is by far the funniest thread I have read in a long time. It is rare when I laugh out loud when reading by myself... Thank you all!!!
As for the Audi. I had an A4 1.8T Quattro and yes they are cruiser, they handle like slot cars and I cruised mine at 130 (governor limited) and it felt like I was doing 55. Some jerk eventually rearended me and the car is gone.
As for the comparison.... not suited for this forum. FACT: For the amount of money of the car and mods if equal is spent the Stang will kill the Audi in the 1/4 mile. FACT: Same dollars spent the Mustang will never hang with the Audi in the twisties.
FACT: WHO THE H3LL CARES!! They are meant for different things.
jdcrowe, your just asking for trouble you smart a$$. You knew the stang folks would get all pissed.
Its cool if you join the forum..... But "BE COOL"
You obviously like the stang or else you wouldn't be here. If you don't like the stang than just leave.
This message is brought to you by the emrgency broadcast station in your area.. blah, blah, blah.
PEACE OUT
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Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,055
From: North Cacalaky
RE: I embarassed this guy !!!!!
ORIGINAL: Toffee
so who said audi's were sports car? They are nice little luxurious cars, with more power than they deserve to have, plus awd so that corners are taken at a gallop, rather than with your eyes closed, praying for the patron saint of grippy stuff to help you out. But your supposed sportscars are in fact big lumps of family car in drag. Yup... Mutton dressed as lamb.
Mustang..Pah...
ORIGINAL: 91lxstang
ok..... an audi is a family car with kinda big wheels that drives good in the snow how do you see that as a sports car more than a mustang?
ok..... an audi is a family car with kinda big wheels that drives good in the snow how do you see that as a sports car more than a mustang?
Mustang..Pah...
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 31
RE: I embarassed this guy !!!!!
TRANSLATION IN REDNECK FOR "STANGPOWER" :
your Mustang is not a sportscar, it is a John Deere with spinners on the wheels.....
it's a flannel shirt with a "Git-r-done" pin on the pocket
it's a can of Copenhagen filled with that beef-jerkey that LOOKS like Copenhagen
GET THE POINT ??
and, oh ... go wash your a$$.......
your Mustang is not a sportscar, it is a John Deere with spinners on the wheels.....
it's a flannel shirt with a "Git-r-done" pin on the pocket
it's a can of Copenhagen filled with that beef-jerkey that LOOKS like Copenhagen
GET THE POINT ??
and, oh ... go wash your a$$.......
5th Gear Member
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 3,251
From: hagerstown, maryland
RE: I embarassed this guy !!!!!
so thats why it took u so long to post back unlike before.....u had to search the internet for "redneck" words......and who the hell made u bring up rednecks? that came outta nowhere
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RE: I embarassed this guy !!!!!
ORIGINAL: stangpower96
Translation...anyone,EH chaps..lol
ORIGINAL: Toffee
so who said audi's were sports car? They are nice little luxurious cars, with more power than they deserve to have, plus awd so that corners are taken at a gallop, rather than with your eyes closed, praying for the patron saint of grippy stuff to help you out. But your supposed sportscars are in fact big lumps of family car in drag. Yup... Mutton dressed as lamb.
Mustang..Pah...
ORIGINAL: 91lxstang
ok..... an audi is a family car with kinda big wheels that drives good in the snow how do you see that as a sports car more than a mustang?
ok..... an audi is a family car with kinda big wheels that drives good in the snow how do you see that as a sports car more than a mustang?
Mustang..Pah...
"how do you see that as a sports car more than a mustang?" ... Its simple. You suggest we are saying the audi is a sports car, I am simply stating that this is not the case. It is a nice little family sedan. The mustang is a bit like a transvestite. Its tries so desperately to look like a sports car, but it fails..In soooo many ways!
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Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,055
From: North Cacalaky
RE: I embarassed this guy !!!!!
Here we go with the *** talk again,and acutally im probaly more proper than you will ever be,and just because i drive a stang dosent mean im a "redneck".It just means im not a homo and have a weird obsession with asses and ******** and drives a german piece of **** like a BMW or where ever that thing you call a car AUDI come from.