My latest KILL
So, I was cruising around today, minding my own business. I was running about 8 mph on my Huffy 26" mountain bike. I stopped at this stop sign when this rice looking Next mountain bike, with dice valve stem caps and playing cards in the spokes pulled along side.
We looked at each other and gave the "what's up", nod and took off. I dropped a gear and was running in 6th gear. He pulled along side and squeezed the rubber ball on his handlebar mounted horn. He yelled, "three honks". I heard the third honk and dropped in down into 4th gear. Man, I jumped the crap out of him. As I shifted through to like 12th gear and approaching speeds well in excess of 30 mph (****, it was a 20 mph zone), I saw him fading further in further behind.
The wind rushed through my hair and I felt sooooo alive. He caught back up at the next block and asked what I was running. I told him, I had a 360 degree cold air kit with forced induction, 18 speed tranny with Rem-oil lubricated chain drive and on the street I ran 40 lbs of air pressure in the tires. He told me his mods, but I only laughed as he attempted to justify his loss. I mean, I live my life one neighborhood block at a time and it's not how you race your bike it's where you put down your kickstand.
We looked at each other and gave the "what's up", nod and took off. I dropped a gear and was running in 6th gear. He pulled along side and squeezed the rubber ball on his handlebar mounted horn. He yelled, "three honks". I heard the third honk and dropped in down into 4th gear. Man, I jumped the crap out of him. As I shifted through to like 12th gear and approaching speeds well in excess of 30 mph (****, it was a 20 mph zone), I saw him fading further in further behind.
The wind rushed through my hair and I felt sooooo alive. He caught back up at the next block and asked what I was running. I told him, I had a 360 degree cold air kit with forced induction, 18 speed tranny with Rem-oil lubricated chain drive and on the street I ran 40 lbs of air pressure in the tires. He told me his mods, but I only laughed as he attempted to justify his loss. I mean, I live my life one neighborhood block at a time and it's not how you race your bike it's where you put down your kickstand.




