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A Springfield Armory 1911A1 is great, on a serious note, most new cells have GPS built in for 911 purposes. Good look with that though! I prefer my garage, it is a great place to park my car.

 

I know they sell motion-activated spinklers that would give them a shock. Wanna up the anti? Run a hose from your home's hot water heater to the sprinkler and crank it to scalding. (j/k, kinda)

 

That gives me an idea, motion detected propane flame thrower!

 

Lowe's has a battery powered motion detector that when triggered sends a signal to the unit you have in the house plugged into a wall socket. Cool thing is you can have it turn on a lamp (there's an outlet on the unit) and / or sound an audible alarm. Dont what the effective range is but could be worth checking out.

 

Why am I picturing all of these scalded and burned cats, dogs and kids with some of these ideas LOL...

however, I do like the motion activated propane flame thrower... it's very clean burning, ya know...

 

Cats, dogs and kids taste better cooked!

 

Try the Trunk Monkey; very effective!

 

I had a trunk monkey once, he stole my spare and jack!

 

ok... go to home depot and get a security light with motion detecor, and then use the detector and with up a buzzer or a siren or sumthing to it, problem is, if a damn cat or anything goes near it ur gonna be up at 2am and soo will ur neighbours!

Paul