This is why we can't have nice things
01-04-2012, 01:07 AM
#1
This is why we can't have nice things
Got home tonight, went in and took a shower, ate dinner...went out to my car to get my backpack and found this bull****. Cleaning egg off a car with water sucks *** in 25 degree weather, but I think I got most, if not all of it off so it shouldn't scratch the paint. Couldn't have been on there for more than an hour.
I'm pretty sure I know who did it. I'm the only car in the neighborhood who got hit. This is the type crap I'd expect at college, not when I'm home. This is the second time since I got back that I've gotten egged. The good thing is that the waste of carbon and hydrogen that keeps doing it doesn't know how to egg a car, because the first time all he hit was the windshield and this time he barely got any on the paint.
How would you MF'ers go about getting revenge on the ****er that egged your car? I'm pretty sure I know who did it.
01-04-2012, 02:26 AM
#3
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 1,226
WWJD?
SET HIM ON FIRE AND BANISH HIM TO HELL!
Some ****er did that to me and hit my driver fender, had no idea who it was and wasnt paying attention at the moment to 180 and chase their ***.
Can still see where it chipped the clear.......
SET HIM ON FIRE AND BANISH HIM TO HELL!
Some ****er did that to me and hit my driver fender, had no idea who it was and wasnt paying attention at the moment to 180 and chase their ***.
Can still see where it chipped the clear.......
01-04-2012, 02:44 AM
#4
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: California
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Damn, that ****ing sucks! I would kick the person's *** if I saw him doing it. I don't know, you're saying you think you know who might have done it, but I would wait to see him actually do it. Or if you feel very confident, you should egg his car or his house (immature, i know) but that should let him know that you know its him. He might approach you and you'd get the chance to bash his face in.
01-04-2012, 02:46 AM
#5
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Indiana
Posts: 1,717
Paint thinner. ALL OVER HIS CAR.
Subtle, but after a few days it really starts to make itself apparent- then suddenly that guy has a paint job that is all kinds of screwed up. **** him, **** that kind of person. Spineless cowards, the people who go around doing things like that unprovoked.
If it makes you feel better, you should think about the **** box he probably drives every day of his life.
Subtle, but after a few days it really starts to make itself apparent- then suddenly that guy has a paint job that is all kinds of screwed up. **** him, **** that kind of person. Spineless cowards, the people who go around doing things like that unprovoked.
If it makes you feel better, you should think about the **** box he probably drives every day of his life.
01-04-2012, 03:22 AM
#6
2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: VA
Posts: 226
Use railroad stakes/Nails (Home Depot) and set them up against the front and rear wheels so that when they back out of the drive way they blow the tire and spikes go right through the wheel. **** I have seen it done ****
