I like engine bay bling as much as the next guy. But if this Pantera were a real big cat, it’d be wearing a sequin jumpsuit and sport sparkly toenail polish. As for the mirrors, this is a sports car, not a trashy ’70s honeymoon suite. More Worst of SEMA >>>>

If you can’t tell from the photo, this hood is fabric, and in case you’re blind, it’s tiger print. Also, the border is a snake skin pattern which shifts from a reptilian green to flesh tone. Come on guys, that’s just creepy. More Worst of SEMA >>>>

It’s re-donk-ulous! All of the ruined Caprices, Grand Marquis, and Town Cars are enough, ya think? No need to bring our American Icon into things. Yes, it has enough power to push those huge and heavy wheels, but that doesn’t mean that it wants to. If it could tuck its tail in shame, it would.

Nobody thinks a Lotus meets Cadillac meets Mustang is ever cool. Ever. The body and chassis is still a Mustang. It’s good to be different, yes, but tastefully different is even better. Just sayin’. Just don’t donk. Just… Don’t. >>

Slapping on big pipes and mufflers doesn’t make your car sound good, unless you think a swarm of seriously angry bees is music to your ears. Way to make your car sound like it has some serious mechanical issues. Let’s not even get into the looks. Just say no to ridiculous body kits. Side note: […] More »

It’s a Mustang. MUSTANG, not a El Mustang-o or any sort of truck with featuring a bed. Yes, I understand there was a Ranchero, but why? Jacked up Mustangs belong in this category as well. Yes, they are out there, er, up there. The Fast and the Fugly >>

As we’ve seen time and time again, Mustangs usually sink. Next time ask to borrow your neighbor’s pontoon before you decide to go for a two second joy ride on the water. On second thought, don’t borrow your neighbor’s boat. The stupidity of driving your car into a lake might break that whole deal.   […] More »