Here’s a tribute to all the Mustangs that have wound up in some kind of crash while driving away from a car show.

The always-entertaining Mr. Regular recently attended the Pypes Exhaust Open House car show in Pennsylvania, and a lot of what he saw was super cool. But some… not so much.

The good folks at Jalopnik have created a detailed, step-by-step list to help you make a safe exit from a car show, without becoming a meme or GIF.

Nothing hurts quite like losing your first street race because your Mustang just couldn’t pony up. If you too have suffered a recent loss, consider taking Eclipse.

Have you noticed the insane flood of hate that is coming at the Mustang on social media platforms right now?

Heed the WARNING here, folks: this Mustang walk-a-around video, which hilariously recounts “S*&T Mustang Owners Say,” isn’t for the faint of ears.

This video is both funny and actually impressive, all at the same time. The best part has to be all the well-placed Camaro-owner zings and jabs. Its almost like watching a chat room come to life.