Post your funny encounters.
10-08-2006, 06:35 PM
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Post your funny encounters.
The first week I got my 05 GT (March of 05) I was driving to the bookstore and I had my first of many encounters with a douche bag. At the time, there were not many new GT's on the road.
This kid in a white WRX is reving next to me as I am driving the speed limit and trying to bait me to race but as I said my car was brand new. In the past I might have run him but my car was only two days old at the time.
We get to the light and he rolls down the window so I oblige and roll down mine. Waiting to hear a compliment about my fine american muscle car I get: "do you want to race for money?". I laugh inside and can't help it and then start laughing outloud at him and tell him my car is brand new and bone stock. Then, I ask him: "what do you think this is Fast and Furious?". the look on his face was perfect as he had noting to say to that. Then I laugh some more and yell out douche bag as he pulls away.
I am a young guy but some of these nerds need to relax with their Japanese hotrods. And I use the word "hotrod" loosely.
This kid in a white WRX is reving next to me as I am driving the speed limit and trying to bait me to race but as I said my car was brand new. In the past I might have run him but my car was only two days old at the time.
We get to the light and he rolls down the window so I oblige and roll down mine. Waiting to hear a compliment about my fine american muscle car I get: "do you want to race for money?". I laugh inside and can't help it and then start laughing outloud at him and tell him my car is brand new and bone stock. Then, I ask him: "what do you think this is Fast and Furious?". the look on his face was perfect as he had noting to say to that. Then I laugh some more and yell out douche bag as he pulls away.
I am a young guy but some of these nerds need to relax with their Japanese hotrods. And I use the word "hotrod" loosely.
10-08-2006, 08:49 PM
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RE: Post your funny encounters.
I had a dude in an escalade start quizzing me at a red light. He asked how I liked the new mustang (still had temp tags), I said I was loving it. He asked if the v6 had enough power, and I said it has all the power I'll ever need. Then he starts saying "you really couldn't race something like that", which struck me as hilarious, because this was an older gentleman in an escalade - hardly what you'd think of as a racer.
I said "I drift race professionally on the pro circuit, I'm undefeated in the crofton 500". The look on his face was priceless. He said "really?" and I said "no I'm not, I just wanted a red convertable, not a race car", and the light turned green.
I said "I drift race professionally on the pro circuit, I'm undefeated in the crofton 500". The look on his face was priceless. He said "really?" and I said "no I'm not, I just wanted a red convertable, not a race car", and the light turned green.
10-08-2006, 09:24 PM
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RE: Post your funny encounters.
Well I had a similar encounter with an illustrious member of the ricer community. The guy was reving his engine at a light. I mean, he was sitting in a Sunfire with a spare tire in the front.
What do you say to something like that?[sm=WTFsgign.gif]
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The first week I got my 05 GT (March of 05) I was driving to the bookstore and I had my first of many encounters with a douche bag. At the time, there were not many new GT's on the road.
This kid in a white WRX is reving next to me as I am driving the speed limit and trying to bait me to race but as I said my car was brand new. In the past I might have run him but my car was only two days old at the time.
We get to the light and he rolls down the window so I oblige and roll down mine. Waiting to hear a compliment about my fine american muscle car I get: "do you want to race for money?". I laugh inside and can't help it and then start laughing outloud at him and tell him my car is brand new and bone stock. Then, I ask him: "what do you think this is Fast and Furious?". the look on his face was perfect as he had noting to say to that. Then I laugh some more and yell out douche bag as he pulls away.
I am a young guy but some of these nerds need to relax with their Japanese hotrods. And I use the word "hotrod" loosely.
The first week I got my 05 GT (March of 05) I was driving to the bookstore and I had my first of many encounters with a douche bag. At the time, there were not many new GT's on the road.
This kid in a white WRX is reving next to me as I am driving the speed limit and trying to bait me to race but as I said my car was brand new. In the past I might have run him but my car was only two days old at the time.
We get to the light and he rolls down the window so I oblige and roll down mine. Waiting to hear a compliment about my fine american muscle car I get: "do you want to race for money?". I laugh inside and can't help it and then start laughing outloud at him and tell him my car is brand new and bone stock. Then, I ask him: "what do you think this is Fast and Furious?". the look on his face was perfect as he had noting to say to that. Then I laugh some more and yell out douche bag as he pulls away.
I am a young guy but some of these nerds need to relax with their Japanese hotrods. And I use the word "hotrod" loosely.
10-08-2006, 10:03 PM
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RE: Post your funny encounters.
i had some 4 door piece of junk civic next to me at a red light and i was turning right and he revved at me and it was cute to hear his four hampter wheels turning lol then i gave a lil 4500 rpm rev and never heard him rev back lol guess he realized a body kit doesn't add horsepower lol
10-08-2006, 10:24 PM
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RE: Post your funny encounters.
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A few hours ago I was heading down 1709 towards Grapevine Mills movie theatre, with a few friends, and this ******* in the civic lowers his windows and makes a reeling motion which I took as the "roll down" your windows sign. I did, and he starts to talk **** about my stang. One of my friends (Ryan) yells back, "wtf, shut the hell up Ricer, do you actually think you are faster than a new mustang GT?" The Civic driver laughs and continues talking ****, I just hand my Digital camera to my friend in the passenger seat and snap two pics of this ***. His lisence Plate is in both pics if you care [&:]
P.S. I am going to keep my camera in my car now so I can post pics. [8D]
A few hours ago I was heading down 1709 towards Grapevine Mills movie theatre, with a few friends, and this ******* in the civic lowers his windows and makes a reeling motion which I took as the "roll down" your windows sign. I did, and he starts to talk **** about my stang. One of my friends (Ryan) yells back, "wtf, shut the hell up Ricer, do you actually think you are faster than a new mustang GT?" The Civic driver laughs and continues talking ****, I just hand my Digital camera to my friend in the passenger seat and snap two pics of this ***. His lisence Plate is in both pics if you care [&:]
P.S. I am going to keep my camera in my car now so I can post pics. [8D]
That is my most recent funny encounter!
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