LIMERICK Continued........;-)
3rd Gear Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 854
From: Eastvale CALIF
RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
GT Newbie and LegallyTorchRed
were creating rhymes and entertaining this thread
then My redGT got up on the wrong side of bed
and started blabbing S#%& with rocks in his head
I thought it was time that I take a turn
but I rather go to the track and watch rubber burn
were creating rhymes and entertaining this thread
then My redGT got up on the wrong side of bed
and started blabbing S#%& with rocks in his head
I thought it was time that I take a turn
but I rather go to the track and watch rubber burn
3rd Gear Member
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 535
From: Nashville, TN
RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
I do have a skull fracture on top of my head
after being in a coma and clinically dead
200 staples just aint no joke
497 stitches and a tube in my throat
I woke up 2 weeks later and to my surprise
had to learn to walk again while I pondered my demise
been a few years ago and I still think DANG!
I went out one day and bought a new Mustang
GT............
GT.............
gt.........
- C
after being in a coma and clinically dead
200 staples just aint no joke
497 stitches and a tube in my throat
I woke up 2 weeks later and to my surprise
had to learn to walk again while I pondered my demise
been a few years ago and I still think DANG!
I went out one day and bought a new Mustang
GT............
GT.............
gt.........
- C
4th Gear Member
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,516
From: NYC
RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
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ORIGINAL: GT Newbie
Gotta have all those cool mods galore
to go with my 5 on the floor
want some upgraded lights
and headers, and pipes
to make my exhaust really ROAR!
But I'm hopelessly hooked on these mods
and on getting those thumbs-ups and nods
"That's ENOUGH!" my wife tells me
"just order a Shelby-
and stay out of our f*ck*ng garage!"
So I ordered a Shelby in white
with that hoodscoop and bitchin' blue stripes
it's been bettered by Carroll
no more Holley four-barrel
when I mash it- it nearly takes flight!
Now my wife drives our standard GT
when she asked me I gave her the keys
but now SHE orders mods
she went CRAZY- my God!
wants a catback a tune and Saleen...!
So we argued and now she's my "ex"
do I miss her? not much, I confess
that S197
they designed her in Heaven!
and to drive her is BETTER than sex......;-)
Gotta have all those cool mods galore
to go with my 5 on the floor
want some upgraded lights
and headers, and pipes
to make my exhaust really ROAR!
But I'm hopelessly hooked on these mods
and on getting those thumbs-ups and nods
"That's ENOUGH!" my wife tells me
"just order a Shelby-
and stay out of our f*ck*ng garage!"
So I ordered a Shelby in white
with that hoodscoop and bitchin' blue stripes
it's been bettered by Carroll
no more Holley four-barrel
when I mash it- it nearly takes flight!
Now my wife drives our standard GT
when she asked me I gave her the keys
but now SHE orders mods
she went CRAZY- my God!
wants a catback a tune and Saleen...!
So we argued and now she's my "ex"
do I miss her? not much, I confess
that S197
they designed her in Heaven!
and to drive her is BETTER than sex......;-)
Thread Starter
3rd Gear Member
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 983
From: New Jersey
RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
Hey, LegalTorchRed
didja just see
how MyRedGT just stuck up for me?!
Then TinPony chimed in
and dissed RedGT
you dudes must stop fighting on account of me!
Cause I've got a thick hide
I'm hard to offend
my limerick writing's
a means to an end
I just wanted you dudes
to have a good laugh
but you're arguing now-
are we on the right path....?
didja just see
how MyRedGT just stuck up for me?!
Then TinPony chimed in
and dissed RedGT
you dudes must stop fighting on account of me!
Cause I've got a thick hide
I'm hard to offend
my limerick writing's
a means to an end
I just wanted you dudes
to have a good laugh
but you're arguing now-
are we on the right path....?
3rd Gear Member
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 535
From: Nashville, TN
RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
I was just doing what was right
or so it seemed at the time
it looked like some hate
so I threw some missles in a rhyme
I got flanked from the back
by the sneaky Tinpony
he was acting like I was bad
like he somehow knew me
im just sittin at work
waiting for the time
when i can put the petal ot the metal
and make the tires whine
oh yeah, no hate, only luv
LegalRed is included. [8D]
or so it seemed at the time
it looked like some hate
so I threw some missles in a rhyme
I got flanked from the back
by the sneaky Tinpony
he was acting like I was bad
like he somehow knew me
im just sittin at work
waiting for the time
when i can put the petal ot the metal
and make the tires whine
oh yeah, no hate, only luv
LegalRed is included. [8D]
3rd Gear Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 854
From: Eastvale CALIF
RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
I tried to rhyme, no harm was intended
my apologies to those I offended
all these lines of prose haven't much reason
so lets all spread love in this holiday season.
my apologies to those I offended
all these lines of prose haven't much reason
so lets all spread love in this holiday season.
3rd Gear Member
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 535
From: Nashville, TN
RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
Mery Christmas, I wrote on the assphault with my tires
the passion from my heart for my stang was on fire
gas prices rising, but I don't really care
I love the feeling of the wind blasting through my hair
I outran santa who was flying overhead
rudolph watched me fly by while he was leading the sled
I raced in the house and jumped in the bed
trying to go to sleep with dreams of gifts in my head
I woke up the next day, Christmas morning bright as snow
I opened my present and saw the whipple glow
thanks for all the joy you spread around
now I cruise around, the nicest Mustang in town
the passion from my heart for my stang was on fire
gas prices rising, but I don't really care
I love the feeling of the wind blasting through my hair
I outran santa who was flying overhead
rudolph watched me fly by while he was leading the sled
I raced in the house and jumped in the bed
trying to go to sleep with dreams of gifts in my head
I woke up the next day, Christmas morning bright as snow
I opened my present and saw the whipple glow
thanks for all the joy you spread around
now I cruise around, the nicest Mustang in town
Thread Starter
3rd Gear Member
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 983
From: New Jersey
RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
Come on now TorchReds
you're both red-blooded "Stangers"
no need to be actin'
like friggin' gangbangers
There's no Crips and no Bloods
on this cool Mustang Forum
so let's try to behave
and to show some decorum
Let's just talk about mods
the most BANG for our bucks
and do try to play nice
WTF....?!
;-)
p.s. sorry you guys that I started all this
my intentions were good- I sure hope you're not pissed...?
you're both red-blooded "Stangers"
no need to be actin'
like friggin' gangbangers
There's no Crips and no Bloods
on this cool Mustang Forum
so let's try to behave
and to show some decorum
Let's just talk about mods
the most BANG for our bucks
and do try to play nice
WTF....?!
;-)
p.s. sorry you guys that I started all this
my intentions were good- I sure hope you're not pissed...?
3rd Gear Member
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 535
From: Nashville, TN
RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
Of course we're not mad
all is quite well
after contenplating my ride
I feel quite swell
just be happy about life
be happy as can be
for you can roast your tires
in the land of the free [8D]
- C
all is quite well
after contenplating my ride
I feel quite swell
just be happy about life
be happy as can be
for you can roast your tires
in the land of the free [8D]
- C
