Gotta have all those cool mods galore
to go with my 5 on the floor
want some upgraded lights
and headers, and pipes
to make my exhaust really ROAR!

But I'm hopelessly hooked on these mods
and on getting those thumbs-ups and nods
"That's ENOUGH!" my wife tells me
"just order a Shelby-
and stay out of our f*ck*ng garage!"

So I ordered a Shelby in white
with that hoodscoop and bitchin' blue stripes
it's been bettered by Carroll
no more Holley four-barrel
when I mash it- it nearly takes flight!

Now my wife drives our standard GT
when she asked me I gave her the keys
but now SHE orders mods
she went CRAZY- my God!
wants a catback a tune and Saleen...!

So we argued and now she's my "ex"
do I miss her? not much, I confess
that S197
they designed her in Heaven!
and to drive her is BETTER than sex......;-)

 

Your poetic talents shine!

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Much obliged Sherwood06GT !

Now if only I could find someone to actually pay me for this stuff, then maybe I could afford some of those mods like you've got on your pony...;-)

 

GT newbie you have too much time
To make limericks that rhyme
You try to amuse this forum
But all you do is just bore 'em
So go order a SHELBY in Legend Lime

 

You surprised me LegallyTorchRed
I'm just now getting out of my bed
didn't YOU have the time
to answer in rhyme?
and you LIKE "Legend-Lime"? enough said.......;-)

 

Pretty cool stuff GT Newbie, keep going.

- C


ps. Why are you an *******? In the recent window louver thread, now this one, and actually almost every other thread you have ever posted in.

Why? [&:]

 

Well now that was a nice reply GT Newbie
Did you get outta bed smokin a doobie
This is more fun
Than cleaning my gun
I'm putting the "DO" in front of Scoobie

ROFL, now quit............ immediately !!!!!!!!

 

Yet you continue to be more of an ******* without answering my question. Interesting...

Sorry you have to put up with that GT Newbie. Just ignore him. I will not respond to anything that guy says. He will eventually go away.

Anyways, I'm at work, so keep going. [8D]

- C

 

MY MY redgt.
Exactly what was wrong with my limerick ? Enough for you to call me an ******* ? Get a grip, me thinks you are on bad meds, or trying to pick a fight.
IF you don't like what I post, you can always block me out. I don't recall ever calling you names, or even responding to a thread or post with you, so, you need to chill out.

 

GT Newbie, I just pm'ed you.