LIMERICK Continued........;-)
12-06-2006, 12:28 PM
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LIMERICK Continued........;-)
Gotta have all those cool mods galore
to go with my 5 on the floor
want some upgraded lights
and headers, and pipes
to make my exhaust really ROAR!
But I'm hopelessly hooked on these mods
and on getting those thumbs-ups and nods
"That's ENOUGH!" my wife tells me
"just order a Shelby-
and stay out of our f*ck*ng garage!"
So I ordered a Shelby in white
with that hoodscoop and bitchin' blue stripes
it's been bettered by Carroll
no more Holley four-barrel
when I mash it- it nearly takes flight!
Now my wife drives our standard GT
when she asked me I gave her the keys
but now SHE orders mods
she went CRAZY- my God!
wants a catback a tune and Saleen...!
So we argued and now she's my "ex"
do I miss her? not much, I confess
that S197
they designed her in Heaven!
and to drive her is BETTER than sex......;-)
to go with my 5 on the floor
want some upgraded lights
and headers, and pipes
to make my exhaust really ROAR!
But I'm hopelessly hooked on these mods
and on getting those thumbs-ups and nods
"That's ENOUGH!" my wife tells me
"just order a Shelby-
and stay out of our f*ck*ng garage!"
So I ordered a Shelby in white
with that hoodscoop and bitchin' blue stripes
it's been bettered by Carroll
no more Holley four-barrel
when I mash it- it nearly takes flight!
Now my wife drives our standard GT
when she asked me I gave her the keys
but now SHE orders mods
she went CRAZY- my God!
wants a catback a tune and Saleen...!
So we argued and now she's my "ex"
do I miss her? not much, I confess
that S197
they designed her in Heaven!
and to drive her is BETTER than sex......;-)
12-06-2006, 12:58 PM
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RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
Much obliged Sherwood06GT !
Now if only I could find someone to actually pay me for this stuff, then maybe I could afford some of those mods like you've got on your pony...;-)
Now if only I could find someone to actually pay me for this stuff, then maybe I could afford some of those mods like you've got on your pony...;-)
12-06-2006, 01:18 PM
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RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
You surprised me LegallyTorchRed
I'm just now getting out of my bed
didn't YOU have the time
to answer in rhyme?
and you LIKE "Legend-Lime"? enough said.......;-)
I'm just now getting out of my bed
didn't YOU have the time
to answer in rhyme?
and you LIKE "Legend-Lime"? enough said.......;-)
12-06-2006, 01:24 PM
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RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
Pretty cool stuff GT Newbie, keep going. 
- C
ps.
Why are you an *******? In the recent window louver thread, now this one, and actually almost every other thread you have ever posted in.
Why? [&:]
- C
ps.
LegallyTorchRED Date 12/6/2006 11:07:56 AM
GT newbie you have too much time
To make limericks that rhyme
You try to amuse this forum
But all you do is just bore 'em
So go order a SHELBY in Legend Lime
GT newbie you have too much time
To make limericks that rhyme
You try to amuse this forum
But all you do is just bore 'em
So go order a SHELBY in Legend Lime
Why? [&:]
12-06-2006, 01:26 PM
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RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
Well now that was a nice reply GT Newbie
Did you get outta bed smokin a doobie
This is more fun
Than cleaning my gun
I'm putting the "DO" in front of Scoobie
ROFL, now quit............ immediately !!!!!!!!
Did you get outta bed smokin a doobie
This is more fun
Than cleaning my gun
I'm putting the "DO" in front of Scoobie
ROFL, now quit............ immediately !!!!!!!!
12-06-2006, 01:33 PM
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RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
LegallyTorchRED Date 12/6/2006 11:26:31 AM
Well now that was a nice reply GT Newbie
Did you get outta bed smokin a doobie
This is more fun
Than cleaning my gun
I'm putting the "DO" in front of Scoobie
ROFL, now quit............ immediately !!!!!!!!
Well now that was a nice reply GT Newbie
Did you get outta bed smokin a doobie
This is more fun
Than cleaning my gun
I'm putting the "DO" in front of Scoobie
ROFL, now quit............ immediately !!!!!!!!
Yet you continue to be more of an ******* without answering my question. Interesting...
Sorry you have to put up with that GT Newbie. Just ignore him. I will not respond to anything that guy says. He will eventually go away.
Anyways, I'm at work, so keep going. [8D]
- C
12-06-2006, 01:34 PM
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RE: LIMERICK Continued........;-)
MY MY redgt.
Exactly what was wrong with my limerick ? Enough for you to call me an ******* ? Get a grip, me thinks you are on bad meds, or trying to pick a fight.
IF you don't like what I post, you can always block me out. I don't recall ever calling you names, or even responding to a thread or post with you, so, you need to chill out.
Exactly what was wrong with my limerick ? Enough for you to call me an ******* ? Get a grip, me thinks you are on bad meds, or trying to pick a fight.
IF you don't like what I post, you can always block me out. I don't recall ever calling you names, or even responding to a thread or post with you, so, you need to chill out.