Well, it finally happened today. I've been holding out since I got the car, but today, it snuck up on me last second and there was no avoiding it. That's right. I farted for the first time into my leather seats.

When I left the dealership, I made a promise to myself that no matter what, no matter where I was, that I would never fart in my car. That, at the very least, if I wasn't able to hold it, I'd pull over. Well, today it snuck up on me and I wasn't able to pinch it in time.

My seats didn't deserve this. They will never be the same.



~Fletch~

 

umm...ok

 

Lol, don't let it happen again!

I can kind of relate though; when I was a little kid, my dad's car always smelled like farts. I swear he must have driven with the windows up and farted all the way home from work every day.

Anyway, not that I fart a lot, but when I do (in my car), I always make sure to open the windows for a few minutes to allow it to air out a little. That way my car wont smell like farts!

 

Iguess it's time to trade er in.

 

You're just lucky you didn't shart.

-Jeff

 

yeah, better wear depends from now on
just to protect the leather......you have
lost control, so there's no saying what can happen
the next time

 

Bwahahahahaha! I try not to fart in my car either! I thought I was the only one that even had this thought!

 

LOL TOO.
I know just how you feel. But you know what they say "**** Happens"
Now get out the vac and suck the fart out of your seat.
You will be ok, it happens to the best of us.


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Sorry to break this to you but um, well see I test drove that car before you and I had chili the night before

 

I was thinking this was going to be a street race or something but I opened it and cried due to laughter