Kick you...

It was 0 F and snow on the ground when I got up this morning. Fortunately, both Stangs are tucked away for the winter.

 

That is just tooooo much!!!!!

 

I bet you're a popular guy in your neighborhood, haha. But that WAS funny, damned funny.

 

Too lazy to read da owners manual?
Despite popular belief, the Owners Manual
will NOT burst into flames if exposed to light and the human eye...
You will get little sypathetic help here.
we help those that help themselves, thank you.

And yes it goes down.
Wonder what else his GT does that he is not aware of?
You do know that the big lid in front opens once you
pull the realese handle under the dash.

 

no sh*t?! that thing opens up?.....who wouldve thought?....................

 

Darn it! Every time that I try to be the sarcastic azz hole, 157db one-ups me!

Guess I need to try harder...

 

Okay, Nuke, see what you can do with this one. The pressure is on. It's your chance for redemption. Don't choke on us.

The right hand pedal on the floor makes the car go faster when I push down on it, and the car goes slower when I let up on it. I can't seem to find anything about this in the Owner's Guide. Is this normal operation?

 

I've always wondered...if your going to abduct someone, wouldnt you cut that handle off? I think it's more for little kids being stupid and getting stuck

 

Yea, but you're giving criminals way too much credit. Most abduction crimes are crimes of opportunity or crimes of stupidity. Few people actually sit down and plan an abduction. Those that do are the scary ones. Criminals are broken into two categories, the stupid ones, and the mental cases. Yes, I painted that with a broad brush, but you get the idea.

 

Ah, the cut off trunk emergency release pre cursor to detecting an abductor.
Thats a big flag for investigators. Cut off trunk e-release handles.

I would like to see that one on cops.

Does this happen on level ground, going up a hill or going down a hill?
Ignition on or off?
Right hand or left hand drive vehicle?
Are you wearing shoes at the time this happens?
Are there 2 or 3 little metal things hanging down from the
dash in the drivers footwell area?
Were you 'sleep driving', maybe?
Do you take Ambien CR?
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
AMBIEN and AMBIEN CR are treatment options you and your doctor can consider along with lifestyle changes. When taking either of them, don’t drive or operate machinery. Plan to devote 7 to 8 hours to sleep before being active. Sleepwalking, and eating or driving while not fully awake, with memory loss for the event, as well as abnormal behaviors such as being more outgoing or aggressive than normal, confusion, agitation, and hallucinations may occur. Don’t take it with alcohol as it may increase these behaviors. In patients with depression, worsening of depression, including risk of suicide may occur. If you experience any of these behaviors contact your doctor immediately. Allergic reactions such as shortness of breath, swelling of your tongue or throat, may occur and in rare cases may be fatal. If you have an allergic reaction while using AMBIEN or AMBIEN CR, contact your doctor immediately. Side effects of AMBIEN CR may include next-day drowsiness, dizziness and headache. There is a low occurrence of side effects associated with the short-term use of AMBIEN. The most commonly observed side effects in controlled clinical trials were drowsiness, dizziness, and diarrhea

We need more info to help on these one liner problems.
Geeez...