URGENT PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!
01-14-2009, 12:48 AM
#21
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"It just needed some air, you cant't breath in there..." I love thread's like this. Question though. He just took "it" out then pissed all over the floor with "it" in his hands. If you knew where he put "it" when he was done pissing then maybe you might find "it". Maybe he checked his own fluid level with "it". You never really know where "it" goes when your drunk...
01-14-2009, 10:16 AM
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"It just needed some air, you cant't breath in there..." I love thread's like this. Question though. He just took "it" out then pissed all over the floor with "it" in his hands. If you knew where he put "it" when he was done pissing then maybe you might find "it". Maybe he checked his own fluid level with "it". You never really know where "it" goes when your drunk...
01-14-2009, 10:36 AM
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Good Lord almighty. WTF
01-14-2009, 06:06 PM
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This thread is made up of pure gold and win. That is all.
01-14-2009, 06:12 PM
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He took it out as was in shock. Then again he was drunk at the time. Hence why he couldn't hold his bladder so he pissed on the floor. Then he was like, "hey son!? Let's change your oil!!" Then that's when it happened at the same time. I layed down in his alcoholic **** that would have gotten my dog drunk by sniffing it and he ripped out my dipstick tube by accident. Apparently mechanics say that this thing is a pain to put in because of my long tubes. 
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01-14-2009, 06:30 PM
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so where is the fukn dipstick tube that he took out ?!?!? did it fall into the pile of **** and disolve ? or did he say hocus pocus and make it disappear WTF
01-14-2009, 07:01 PM
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Dude I wouldnt worry about it what is done is done but why didnt you try to reinstall the dipstick tube. or did the dipstick itself break im confused why are you making such a big deal out of this SH*T happens you didnt have to say all of that stuff about your father urinating and you rolling around in it that was TMI. Wouldnt it have been easier just to say (My father pulled my dipstick tube out how can I fix this or will it hurt anything until I get it fixed tomarrow.)
01-14-2009, 07:42 PM
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My took it out and since I have longtubes I can't see where the darn tube is supposed to go.
01-14-2009, 07:57 PM
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flash light? wait wait i got this one, get drunk and just stab "it" around, if you hit the wrong hole just leave it there anyway ; )
01-14-2009, 08:21 PM
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umm, jack up the car and put your hand up under the motor and finger around for a hole, once you find the hole stick the dipstick in and wiggle it atound till ti slides all the way in. you might have to give it a good push. but make it a firm hard push lol