Yes. It works better with the really thick ones.

 

Or just lay a cleveland steamer on his windshield.

 

Thats funny. Thats the exact same thing my gf said. . . .

 

You can black out the license plate(s) with a bumper sticker.The cops will love that one.
If you want to prank a pickup truck you can put a marble in the bed.Every time the truck slows down the marble bangs against the front of the bed.Every time he takes off,the marble bangs against the tailgate.Harmless but they know they've been had.

Sardines,cheese,dead animals,all are bad ideas unless you want to escalate the battle.

Iused to work with a bunch of nuts that knew no bounds.One guy used a dead racoon placed over the spare tire on a pick up truck.The coon turned rancid but he couldn't find the source of the smell.He ended up going to a buddy's shop that had a lift.He pulls up in front and the smell was so bad the buddy wouldn't even let him in the shop.They found the source by spotting a pile of maggots under the truck.
Another time they tied an old baby mattress under a guy's truck.The mattress didn't come out until he went foreward and the last they saw of him the mattress was flapping in the wind behind the truck.
One trick almost cost a guy his marriage.
After getting caught fooling around once,the guy's wife didn't exactly trust him very far.Everything had been going fine for awhile until "the guys" put a bunch of kid's toys in the back of his truck.The wife found them the next morning and figured he had a new girlfriend with kids and that's who the toys were for.She was quite ,,,,,pissed,,about the whole thing and almost filed for divorce.

Styrofoam cups stuck over the antenna,zip ties,black tape over the headlights,vaseline under the door handles,caution tape tied under the car,sharpie dots on the windshield (they wash off easily with rubbing alcohol),all are good fun,but don't do anything with stickers or smells that could damage someone elses car.
Unless you're ready for the consequenses!!!

 

i cant remember the number off the top of my head, but its the wire behind the starter switch farthest to the left if you are looking at the face of the swtich assembly.the wire that lets the pcm know the you have selected the 'off' position. if that is disconnected, it will only read run and start positions (but you wouldnt start it with it already running obviously). you can also disconnect 54A on top of the fuel injection pump, that will keep the truck from starting. it will crank but no fuel. i like to pull out the plug just enough so the metal is no longer connected but the plug still looks connected. that one gets them scratching their heads for a while too. but not as funny as, "WHY WONT MY TRUCK TURN OFF!!!"

 

Reminds me of my days back in the military. I forget what model Huey it is but there is a **** tube in there that drains out of a tube that goes out of the bottom of the aircraft. This was so on long flights you could pee. There is this little deflector thing that is on the bottom of the airframe and points back wards to create a little vacuum. I saw one time where someone turned that little deflector around and then the guy who tried pissing in it got his **** sprayed all over the front of him! That little deflector acted like a wind funnel pushing air back up the tube.

Anyone know if Black hawks have anything like this? Black hawks were just coming on line when this happened.

Note: Huey = Military Helicopter for those who don't know!

I can tell you there were some reallymad troops in the back of that Huey!

 

I would be pissed if it does because I was on a long flight one time in Iraq and the crew cheif was being a dick and didn't let any of us talk to him.... He had his CVC helmet on and just stared out the window prob asleep when he should have been maning the gun....

Anyway I ended up pissing myself halfway through the flight. But by the end of it, it was all dry since they left the side doors open.

 

this post brought up the evil in people lmao

 

Wow, what a male member!!! The Crew Chief should learn that his passengers could save his life some day and to be nice!

I was there in Iraq the first time! None of the Blackhawks I was on had them. The ones that do have them are typically the birds used for sneaky stuff. Special Ops aircraft. The Nightstalkers and the Air Force Special Operation aircraft had them.

I had one of those flask's with a tube down the leg for long night flights! I think you can still get them from US Cavalry.

Are you still over there? How much longer are you going to be over there? PM your address and I will order one for Christmas for you! I send stuff all the time over there.

 

No I'm not over there now. Although our next rotation is coming up soon. We came back around this time of last year. But yea I could use soemthing like that. Does Ranger Joe's sell it?