Yea he a yuppy.

Douglassssssss I expect facebook photos. Mainly of swanny passing out in the car after throwing up out the window.

 

what does he need you to fix on his car now??? hahahahaha

 

Rob doesn't talk to me anymore, I think hes butthurt I went on a date with one of his family members.

 

I could only hope it was his sister!

 

Pictures Fred!

 

Thats funny. The same thing happened to me!

 

My buddy in H/S who was older than I was nailed my mom. In the morning when he came out of my room, I chased him out of the house with a baseball bat. (Yes that means, my mom did him in my room, in my bed.) He was still in his underwear running around the yard and down the street while I was chasing him and my mom was chasing me with a hot frying pan.

My mom only made breakfast the morning after she got laid. it was very Maury Povich or Rikki lake.


true story

 

Text me then you homo lol

 

Mike....


Baaaahahahahahaha.

Awesome!

 

That is hilarious yet sad at the same time.