How many get abused by their women...
#21
RE: How many get abused by their women...
ORIGINAL: FiveLiterRiceEater
wait...so we're not going to have ****-sword fights?
wait...so we're not going to have ****-sword fights?
Yeah, I thought we were bracket (****) fighting soon...??....That **** was funny.
Hey, I get MAD **** but I deserve it. I'm up before she is in the morning (around 5am) and I'm already bangin' away. (Best deals on EBay around that time). Also, I stay up till like 1am, again, on Ebay, and on this incriminating abomination of a website.
I tell her, "hey, it's this place or chicks with dicks....you decide." I usually stop getting heat around that time.
And no, I'm not serious about the "chicks with.." It's just an easy out to get her off the back and stay here.
-Ivan
#22
RE: How many get abused by their women...
yea my gf gives me hell all the about it but she gets over it. she is always saying " i wish u would get ur mustang back so u won't talk about it as much." usually mine just gets over it and watches tv so no biggie
#23
RE: How many get abused by their women...
my wife just hassles me and calls my car a pice of ****, cuz it doesnt have a pretty paint job and im always doing somthing to tune it, i say how many 11 second cars are pieces of ****, she doesnt know what that means and shuts up, untill i spend more of my hard earned money that she controls.
#24
RE: How many get abused by their women...
ORIGINAL: 2 kwik
well you might have to wonder did she once have a *****
ORIGINAL: Twisted
...while talking on the forum? My wife loves to just sit nearby, and talk sh*t while I'm on the forum. Sometimes, she'll imitate "the way men talk about cars", and pretend like she has a *****. Sometimes she'll imply that us forum guys secretly want to have sword fights with our "turgid c*cks." Then other times, she just talks about how ugly our cars are. I remind her frequently that I have a fresh one for her if she keeps talking junk. But then she makes me laugh while I'm trying to type, and I forget that she won't be quiet. Does anyone else's woman do this?
...while talking on the forum? My wife loves to just sit nearby, and talk sh*t while I'm on the forum. Sometimes, she'll imitate "the way men talk about cars", and pretend like she has a *****. Sometimes she'll imply that us forum guys secretly want to have sword fights with our "turgid c*cks." Then other times, she just talks about how ugly our cars are. I remind her frequently that I have a fresh one for her if she keeps talking junk. But then she makes me laugh while I'm trying to type, and I forget that she won't be quiet. Does anyone else's woman do this?
my wife just hassles me and calls my car a pice of ****, cuz it doesnt have a pretty paint job and im always doing somthing to tune it, i say how many 11 second cars are pieces of ****, she doesnt know what that means and shuts up, untill i spend more of my hard earned money that she controls.
wait...so we're not going to have ****-sword fights?
Someone told me that there is an old blue law on the books in Georga that allows a man to slap the hell out of his woman on Sundays in the town square... Dont know if it's true, but if so, we should all move to Georgia...
#25
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My gf is pretty tolerant. She has a 94 Z28 (chevy girl...what was i thinking?). I've put a couple of parts on it like cross-drilled rotors and a strut bar (it had SLP loudmouth and K&N CAI when she bought it) and is getting on my *** about installing her MSD distributor and doing a full tune-up and putting a new trans in it. She helps me work on my stang but talks alot of **** about how her car is better because my car isnt currently running...
#26
RE: How many get abused by their women...
ORIGINAL: 93Black5.0
My gf is pretty tolerant. She has a 94 Z28 (chevy girl...what was i thinking?). I've put a couple of parts on it like cross-drilled rotors and a strut bar (it had SLP loudmouth and K&N CAI when she bought it) and is getting on my *** about installing her MSD distributor and doing a full tune-up and putting a new trans in it. She helps me work on my stang but talks alot of **** about how her car is better because my car isnt currently running...
My gf is pretty tolerant. She has a 94 Z28 (chevy girl...what was i thinking?). I've put a couple of parts on it like cross-drilled rotors and a strut bar (it had SLP loudmouth and K&N CAI when she bought it) and is getting on my *** about installing her MSD distributor and doing a full tune-up and putting a new trans in it. She helps me work on my stang but talks alot of **** about how her car is better because my car isnt currently running...
#27
RE: How many get abused by their women...
My wife does the whole roll her eyes thing and says you are a freek and adicted that forum...I tell her she is lucky it isn't a **** site and to get lost. Then she says go have fun with your little "chat" room. I guess all I talk about is my car, probably annnoy my friends to cuz they are into bikes....Yeah, she loves me....
#28
RE: How many get abused by their women...
my gf doesnt give a crap.... she just wants the primer off of it and "pretty wheels".... she always bi**hes about how loud it is(it only has magnapacks dumped), so she wants it to be quiet... so i told her once i get my bbk off raod h-pipe that it will be much quieter... she has no idea whats in store for her