Ninety5five0

So this fat girl got a brandnew gt500 around these parts. She graduated from HS in 05 with a few of my friends ( different school )
Her daddy owns a golf course, so i guess he decided to buy her it. Whats the use to her ? And i know she isnt like "into" mustangs or anything, she just has it cuz shes rich and can have it. That sheez pisses me off for some reason. Just thought id let you guys know. Maybe i'll trade her cars or something...

XSRACINGGT

that sucks. hopefully she won't get too throttle happy and send herself off the road spinning. even tho shes fat, the car still hauls ***. in this ones sake, its gonna haul alot of ***. LOL. she on;t ever learn to respect that car cause shes not forking out the money to buy/fix it. therefore, she will never learn to really grow up. I am so proud of the fact that I bought my own car, and have bought everything thatI have put on it. well, except for the chip and dyno tuning, my fiance' bought that for my birthday last year. That has taught me great respect for my car and for everyone else's cars too. she will have to learn the hard way. Maybe you could be her friend, and drive it? huh? hmmmmmm......i could just be her FRIEND. it might work.....

JBradley500

hook up with her and see if you can trade cars..then get the hell out of there.

chath_brick

start bangin' her! i would do a fat chick if it meant i could drive a GT500

TwotoneVert

Hell ya, I get the biggin or I aint goin!

chath_brick

you gotta love the biggins!

blazinyellowbeast

No such thing as a fat chick that owns a GT500? She's just "thick".

GreenHornet92

a pig for a pig....that sound right. They say the GT500 is a pig of a car because of how much it weights....maybe it is a right fit to have each other.

onetrickpony

Hell, I would have her hold up the fat roll and bang her until she told me I could have the car.

samseed101

Maybe it's just me, but personally I would rather have the an older 5.0 than have the new GT500. I know it's got a lot of power, but I just think you can do so much more with a 5.0 for so much less money. Maybe it's just how I think though.

Here's how I see it... Any chump can buy a brand new bone stock car with a S-load of HP. You can get those anywhere as long as you have the money. But to me it means so much more to take the 5.0, add Exhaust, H/C/I, supercharger, stroke it out, etc and easily get the same if not more HP / TQ for a LOT less money. Not only that, but you actually learn alot about the car while working on it and you can actually take pride in what you did with your own hands.

If someone walked in right now and told me they would give me a choice of either taking either a brand new GT500 absolutely free with no taxes to worry about, or $35,000 cash (which is $10,000 less than the MSRP for the GT500 around here) I'd take the cash and dump it ito a 5.0 or two. Maybe I'm crazy or stupid, but that's just how I feel about them.

It's like the guys you see at the strip all the time. they have their brand new Ferrari at the track and they want to race. After all, they just spent $80,000 on a fast car, it's a Ferrari! Then they get out there with their bone stock expensive *** car and get their *** absolutely handed to them by a primer-black 1983 mustang that the guy put $10,000 into.