Hisss’s Guide to Car Audio Purchasing.


Step 1. Develop a budget.

Step 2. Research what you would like.

Step 3. Research what your cars power system can handle.

Step 4. Open up your trunk, decide how much space you have.

Step 5. Decide what kind of audio equipment you want.

Step 6. Decide what kind of enclosure you want.

Step 7. Research.

Step 8. Visit MF.com and ask Preal, Seight, or Myself questions about car audio.

Step 9. Start your car, and go to your local car audio retailer.

If your choice of a local audio retailer is not Best Buy/ Circuit City then skip down to step 16

Step 10. Walk in with a smile on your face.

Step 11. Take off your shoes.

Step 12. Undo your pants.

Step 13. Take off pants.

Step 14. BB/CC employee’s take turns in the 5 holes.

Step 15. (After being raped) Brag to all your friends about how hard your “system thumps dawg” because you are the man. [sm=smiley20.gif]

Step 16. Drive to another local car audio retailer.

Step 17. Walk in and enquire about listening to some of their equipment.

Step 18. After listening to some of the products that Preal/Seight/Myself suggested, enquire about pricing.

Step 19. If their price is above and beyond what we said it should be, leave immediately.

Step 20. Either
A. Find another retailer that’s price better suits you.

or

B. Order off the internet from a sight that Preal/Seight/Myself link you too.


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Hisss's Do nots of Car Audio Purchasing.

If you own any of the following brands names do not brag:

(They are in alphabetical order, for the less fortunate readers.)

Alpine
Audiobahn
Bazooka
Blaupunkt
Boss
Crunch
Kenwood
Lanzar
Legacy
Lightening Audio
Panasonic
Pyle
Pyramid
Sony

You should stay away from the following people:



Another example of someone who didn't follow my guide, and chose the best buy way.

See how he puts emphasis on the homosexual part. Also note the bragging. bragging doesn't make you cool, sorry.

Notice the highlighted word. This shows ignorance. Stay away from people who use the word "banged."

I might choose to add more later.


For now it's late. I'm going to bed.

 

I just had a good laugh.

Just to clarify, some of the brands on the list are ok equipment, but nothing to brag about.

 

yea. funny, but some make pretty decent head units..

 

That's why I said don't brag.

 

mmkay

 

hisss now im just curious... what brand do u got

 

hisss, you left some of your saliva on my left ********. I trust you will be coming back tonight to lick it up. [8D]

 

The man only speaks the truth.

 

I'll brag about my alpine all day..........

And will continue to for the next decade........

Bet this one gets ugly........

 

Afriend of mine thought his alpines were the *hit too, and then they blew up

Alpine[sm=smiley21.gif]

You should add MTX to that "do not" list as well