CAROLINA CHAT
I'm sorry to hear your leaving Jason but good luck with the move and new life patch. Sometimes when I go on leave from over here they send me through Frankfort. Where will you be going? I know everybody has already said it but if you ever need anything please reach out. Even if I have to have my wife send you some stateside goodies. I know I love getting mail here. Good luck brother.
Hate you are leaving Jason... but in the big picture, three years isnt that long. The main thing is you will have your family with you over there, and when you get back the (slightly dis-functional) family will still be right here.
It's an old one, but still funny -
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on hot rod parts instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't had a Hot Rod in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and Hot Rodding."
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on hot rod parts instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't had a Hot Rod in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and Hot Rodding."


