What's the stupidest question people have asked regarding your Mustang or any part thereof?

Here's mine.
So, I'm selling a stock 9-inch Ford rear end on fleaBay and somebody emails me the question, "Is that a 4-lug or 5-lug axle?" I felt like answering, "It's a 4-lug. Ford put 9-inch rears on only the badass inline 6s."

 

some one was looking at my car one day and asked two questions one is this a ford and second does it have a 350 i was astonished i wanted to say no its a chevy and its got a ford 350 in it

 

Well, this was not a question but it falls under the "ate up with the dumb ***" catagory. I was looking for new wheels several months ago at a local tire store. The guy asked me the lug pattern which led to his expertise with the 4 and 5 lug differences. He told me that the 5 lugs were the V8 cars and the 4 lug wher the 6 cyl and 4 cyl cars. He then was telling me about a rare 69 Mustang Ford built with a 4 cylinder engine. They were worth their weight in gold. Very rare. They built them because of the gas shortages in the late 60's. What gas shortages in the 60's???? I remember them in the 70's and I also remember this guy was a dumb ***.

 

Had some teenager ask me if it had a hemi in it.

 

well, it could actually. remember the boss 429 and 427 sohc? Those were both considered hemis. Maybe that teenager wasnt as dumb as you think!

 

I used to own a Rotary engine car, and someone asked me if I had headers.

 

the ford flathead could also be considered a hemi and the first true HEMI

 

At a goodguys carshow once this guy was trying to bullsh!t with me, he said, "ya I'm big on fords, boy I sure do love these mustangs....what year is it? 63?"

I said no "62 1/2"

 

here is a 63 its the concept

 

A guy asked me if I had a 283 in it. I'm sure he was not a car guy!...I hope
Walt

[IMG]local://upfiles/18678/B695D1571E27400AB669BA851694060F.jpg[/IMG]