So every Wednesday my fiancee, who is sllooooowwwwlllllyyyyy learning about cars, takes the 67 to her classes on campus. Well, the security guard there is in love with the car, and always asks her questions about it, which she then comes back to me later to get the answers.

The latest question last night was - "What-cha got under the hood?"

She dutifully answered - "It's a 351!" (I am so proud of her for remembering that!)

Then, the knowledgeable security guard asks - "A 351 what?"

Being stumbled, my fiancee couldn't answer, so she told him she'd get back to him on that.

When she got home she replayed the scene to me and asked me the same question.

I properly informed her - "It's a Windsor..."

"OOOHHhh yeah" she says, "that's right, I should've remembered that."

She then asked - "What's the other one?"

I paused for a second, giving her the chance to answer her own question, to which she then proudly pronounced, in such a cheerful way like a kid who suddenly realizes the answer to a tough question and is eager to speak:

"I know, it's a CHESAPEAKE!!!"

I laughed so hard I was about to start rolling on the floor in hysteria! Maybe it's just me... or maybe it was the three martinis I had prior to her telling the story - but I sure got a kick out of it!!!

Hope you liked it, too...

 

I would have kicked you in the ***** if I were her. Then she would have been rolling on the floor in hysteria, haha.

 

Girls can be pretty car stupid but the right ones are a lot of fun to play with.

 

Thats cool not to mention the security gaurd is checking her out and indirectly hitting on her. At least your Girlfriend will drive
your car. My wife knows I love my Mustang more than life itself and vowed never to drive it. Im not sure wether to accept her
unwillingness to drive it or press the subject and make her take it for a spin which might open a can of worms and I might have to
start a car restoration for her.