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My car is incapacitated at the moment. It's a white 80-something Buick Century. Sometimes I simply use human feces in lieu of actual gas to save money; I know it sounds insane, but it actually works*. To be honest, the fellows at the gas station are quite accomodating in that respect. Literal fudgepackers, if you will.
I'm not so much an "Enthusiast" as a "Don't givashist".