well, the other day i was cruising around town lookin for a little fun (trouble?) and just toying with all the ricers around. anyway, i had my bottle open because i was showing the system off to a friend of mine. i turn onto a busy road and end up next to a little red civic hatch with gutted exhaust and 3 of the coolest looking guys i have ever seen in it . anyway, i drop gears and get him to play and we go driving down the road reving at each other. at one point he revs up and dumps the clutch in an attempt to pull away (I said attempt!) it was pretty pathetic. so im pretty sure he had the stock motor in it.
so these guys are all pretty cocky and giving me the usual "worthless american crap" um.... crap. so i hang back a little bit and purge at him a few times, since he obviously didnt know he was well out of his league as it was. so i give him a little show and he drops back and yells something ricer-ish along the lines of "what? are u going to spray against a 4 cylinder?"
I just look over with a giant sh*t eating grin and say "I dont think I'd have to!' all three of them start freaking out, but then we get to an open stretch of the road and he pulled off right away [>:]......... so, no kill, but ooooooooooh it would have been. im looking forward to seeing this kid among many down town this summer on the weekends. theres just oodles of little rice cars runnin around here, and maybe 1 out 10 of them are breaking INTO the 14s. the only stang action they have experienced is the glorious stock 5.0 and stock sn95, so im already well underappreciated. this summer is going to kick *** [sm=badbadbad.gif]

 

ricers lol. i smoked this prelude and gsr from a dig by about 15 cars last week. they swore i sprayed them! lol i even let them look in the trunk. course i do have drag radials. lol. it was great.

 

i need to get me a set of those [&:] my tires suck

 

No need to make fun of us "glorious" stock 5.0 guys.

 

and the glorious SN95s.

EDIT: bet this summer is gonna be a lot of fun. I would watch it with the bottle because once people see that and start talking, no one will ever race you. It all depends on the size of your town. Word like that spreads fast. good luck

 

I think they got the message.

 

oh, i know. i dont plan on purging around anyone else, and im in the process of hiding all the solenoids and lines.

and u guys know the stock 5.0s and sn95s werent much, but hell, i have alot of respect for the cars. especially the 5.0s. i would LOOOOOVE to bring one of those home to work on.