1st race
stock civic
yeah... he was stock... not even an SI... had him by buslengths by 100

next up was a ford aerostar.... you know the big *** magical conversion vans
yeah... owned him....

then low and behold at the next light the car that is #1 on my list to race.... A scion XB
dude that thing was a brave little toaster... but I definitely inched him out and layed a whoopin'

tomorrow night this toddler next door want's to race me with his power wheels jeep.... I think it's going to be a good race

(sits back and waits for BS accusations)

EDIT: with the way some people call BS like it's the only word they bothered to learn as a child I figured these kinda cars would be more in my ballpark